EFFED UP HEADLINE: Guy Convicted of Assault on Roommate Who Drew a Penis on His Face (mugshot)

A Virginia man has been convicted of assault and battery for beating up his roommate after the roommate drew a penis on his face while he slept.

The man and his two roommates were out drinking before they came home and the man fell asleep on the couch.

The victim decided to prank him by drawing a penis on his face with a black dry erase marker, and when he woke up he repeatedly punched the victim in the face.

As a result of the assault, the victim suffered a broken nose, an eye that was swollen shut and other facial injuries.

Penis Face was sentenced to a $1,250 fine on the misdemeanor charge, but received no additional jail time.