Cops in Beaverton, OR got called to the parking lot of a library after a guy was spotted masturbating in his car.
Police said the guy initially denied that he had been masturbating, and said he was reclined in his car seat to shave.
Eventually the guy fessed up. He said he had an erection and did not want to get out of his car while he was in that condition, so he loaded up some pornography on his cell phone and inappropriately touched himself.
He was arrested for public indecency and booked in the County Jail.
A Connecticut man was caught on camera stuffing a live goat into the trunk of his car.
The man bought the goat from a livestock auction and was seen putting the goat in his trunk. A witness called the cops.
The man who took the video also got into an argument with the man. He wrote down the man’s license plate number and gave that to police. The cops quickly found the man and busted him. They also found five live chickens inside crates in the man’s trunk as well.
Cops weren’t sure what the man was going to do with the animals, but they figured he would eat them or use them in a religious ritual.