You’ve got to have balls to go swimming in Sweden these days. A giant, testicle-biting fish was caught in the sound off the country’s southern coast!
Pacu fish are related to piranhas and usually found in South America, but have occasionally been spotted in other places, including Papua New Guinea and the U.S. Normally, the pacu subsists on a diet of fruit, small fish and nuts (of the non-human variety). But according to experts, “They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth.” The pacu has a seriously dangerous bite, thanks to its incredibly strong jaws and flat teeth. There have been incidents in which men have bled to death after being bitten in the crotch. And you thought Sharknado was scary.
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A California designer has turned a $2,000 dumpster into a fully functional home, complete with a bathroom, bed, kitchen and sun deck.
The man appeared on the HGTV show, “You Live in What?” because he converted a dumpster in Brooklyn, and now he uses it whenever he stays in New York.
He added wheels to the bottom of the dumpster so it could be more easily transported and carved a custom door on the side for easy entry and exit.
For drinking water, he installed a six-gallon water tank on the roof, and the water is used for his tiny toilet and his outdoor shower.
A small grill is also attached to the outside of the dumpster, and there’s an umbrella on the roof for shade and outdoor lounging.
He even has a retractable roof, just in case he wants to get some extra sunlight inside.
Prepare to be haunted by Werner Herzog. He’s put together a documentary called “From One Second To The Next” about the dangers of texting and driving for AT&T. The documentary focuses on four accidents, some fatal, including interviews with victims and those that caused the accidents.
Government agencies, safety organizations, and schools will be showing the doc to employees, citizens, and students.
Watch it here:
“It’s Football On Your Phone” with the Manning brothers is the new “D**K in a Box”!
After an Arizona man was robbed of an Amazon package by a blonde woman, he created a humorous wanted poster to try and get his stuff back.
The package was taken from his front door. It had ice trays and coffee pods inside.
The man wrote on the poster he was robbed by an unknown assailant– people need to hide their kids, hide their wives and hide your internet purchases because everyone was getting robbed.
He described the woman as a “jerk, about yay high with vacant uncaring eyes”. He said her hair had a cheesy blonde dye job and she had a super awkward running style.
The man said he is making a joke of the situation because what was stolen only cost about 22 bucks.
Our friends at www.metalinsider.net gave us the scoop first:
“Korn’s 11th album, The Paradigm Shift, will be released in October on their new label, Prospect Park. And while the album’s first single, “Never Never,” hasn’t officially been released yet, it’s made its way online via SoundCloud and a rip from a radio station. While Korn claimed the new album, their first with guitarist Brian “Head” Welch back in the band since 2003′s Take a Look in the Mirror, wouldn’t be another dubstep album like their last, The Path of Totality, the first taste of the new album spits the difference…”- More at www.metalinsider.net
This big guy can’t open a little tiny water bottle at a Royals game.