Our friends at www.metalinsider.net gave us the scoop first:
“Korn’s 11th album, The Paradigm Shift, will be released in October on their new label, Prospect Park. And while the album’s first single, “Never Never,” hasn’t officially been released yet, it’s made its way online via SoundCloud and a rip from a radio station. While Korn claimed the new album, their first with guitarist Brian “Head” Welch back in the band since 2003′s Take a Look in the Mirror, wouldn’t be another dubstep album like their last, The Path of Totality, the first taste of the new album spits the difference…”- More at www.metalinsider.net
This big guy can’t open a little tiny water bottle at a Royals game.
Just kick back and enjoy this drunk moment brought to you by the $12 beers at Kauffman:
John Bansley is having his fifteen minutes of fame because of a call he made to 911. He claimed his wife was holding his beer hostage. He then proceeds to hit on the 911 dispatcher.
Take a listen:
Shameless freeloader Josie Cunningham is set to sue the NHS over her taxpayer funded boobs — saying they have ruined her life.
The wannabe glamour model, 23, claims her $7,500 hooters are too BIG and blames medics for making her a laughing stock.
As revealed in The Sun, Josie got the op on the NHS in January after tearfully telling her GP her flat chest was getting her down.
She went from a 32A to a 36DD and set about launching a career as a topless model. But unhappy Josie is now considering another op to REDUCE them after being targeted by online bullies.
The telesales worker, from Leeds, added: “I was rushed through the process. I didn’t actually ask for 36DD — I would have been happier with a B cup.
“But they told me that because I didn’t have any breast tissue I’d have to go for bigger breasts. They haven’t helped me one bit. In fact, my life is ruined.” Before Josie sues the NHS she says she will still take up its offer of $2,300 of BOTOX for her excessive SWEATING.
The Taxpayers’ Alliance hit out: “She appears to want to milk the NHS and taxpayers.” Leeds Teaching Hospitals — where Josie had her boob job — said it would be inappropriate to comment.
We think she needed a face job instead of a boob job.
A guy posted a note on Reddit admitting that he got revenge on a girl for taking him home and not telling him until the morning after that she had a boyfriend.
When he found out that he had just helped the woman cheat, he decided he needed to let her boyfriend know what was going on. He took to the one place he knew only the man of the house would look – the underside of the toilet seat.
He taped a note to the lid that read: “This chick just told me she has a boyfriend the morning after. Sorry to tell you like this, but I’d want to know if I was you. Sorry bro.”
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The brother sister metal duo called Murp lost out last week on America’s Got Talent but managed to kick butt on YouTube!
An Arizona woman was shopping in Safeway when she spotted the foot of a chicken in a package of chicken breasts.
The woman tweeted the picture to Safeway bosses who asked what store it was in.
When the package wasn’t removed quick enough for the woman, she tweeted again saying she would call the cops and tell them it was a human hand. Or they could give her free ice cream for life.
Safeway has not commented on the situation.