Porn star Taylor Stevens knows … if the L.A. Kings are going to come back from a deficit in the Stanley Cup finals, they’re gonna need her boobs to distract the Chicago Blackhawks — and tonight, she’s READY TO STEP UP!!!
FYI — Taylor has become a master distractor at the Kings games … strategically sitting behind the opposing team’s bench (with cans in full view) in the hopes of taking the players’ minds off the game … and it’s worked in the past.
So, with the Kings’ championship hopes on the line … Taylor tells TMZ she’s carefully selected her battle threads!
A bachelorette party in Oregon was nearly ruined when someone broke into cars and ended up stealing hundreds of dollars in sex toys.
The thief hit multiple cars, but in the trunk of one car was over $500 in sex toys, blow up dolls, and “all kinds of goodies” for the bachelorette party this weekend. The car belonged to the maid of honor.
Donations have been coming in to replace the stuff that was stolen.
The maid of honor says the party will go on this weekend.
A photo of a guy in a Taco Bell uniform licking a stack of taco shells was posted on Facebook.
The person who posted the photo on Taco Bell’s Facebook feed wrote, “This sure says a lot about your employees, food treatment, and what they post on the internet.”
One commenter has rushed to the taco licker’s defense, insisting the shells were destined for the trash bin and not customers.
A Taco Bell spokesman issued a statement about the picture.
“Nothing is more important than the safety of our customers and team members, and we have strict food handling procedures and zero tolerance for any violations. When we learned of the situation we immediately contacted this restaurant’s leadership and although we believe it is a prank and the food was not served to customers, we are conducting a full scale investigation and will be taking swift action against those involved.”
A drunk driver was having sex when he lost control of his car and crashed in New Mexico.
The 25-year-old guy was obviously distracted and ran a red light. He slammed into a car. The crash ejected the naked woman he was having sex with onto the road.
With his girlfriend lying in the road, the drunk guy got back into his SUV and tried to take off. Luckily, a witness confiscated his keys.
The cops showed up to arrest the guy and found a half-empty bottle of vodka in his vehicle. They also heard from witnesses that the girl was naked and sitting on his lap behind the wheel. One person even snapped a cell phone picture for proof.
The guy was charged with drunk driving and booked into County jail.