Dude Waits Until No One Is Watching To Celebrate

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I’ve always wondered this about those people that never seem to be excited about anything. Won the lottery?

“Neat.”

Got a big promotion at work?

“Hm. Must’ve been working hard.”

I always wondered if they lost their shit in private or if they were just the most miserable person on the planet.

Three Trucks Collide During Confederate Flag Parade

A bunch of people put Confederate flags on their trucks and drove through a town in northwest Georgia on Saturday.  And a video of it went viral, because one of them stopped too fast . . . got hit by the truck behind it . . . and then hit the truck in front. NSFW language.

Disturbed Expected To Announce End of Hiatus

UPDATE:
Here is the new video from Disturbed for “The Vengeful One”

Disturbed is expected to announce that their nearly four year hiatus is over. The band has a countdown on their website that will hit zero at 8 am Eastern Time today.

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Screen Capture of Disturbed’s Official Website

Disturbed revealed an updated logo and posted three videos on social media of their mascot, “The Guy” awakening from a deep sleep.

The announcement is expected to include their first new music since 2010 and some details for their upcoming CD.

Disturbed has been on hiatus since fall of 2011 and released their last album “Asylum” in 2010.

Justin Bieber Slammed For Metallica Shirt

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A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on

Justin Bieber posted a photo over the weekend of himself wearing a Metallica shirt… which led to him being abused about it for the next 2 days.

One Instagram user wrote: “Take that shirt off you don’t deserve it.” Another said: “U r a disgrace to metallica.”

In 2013, the members of Metallica were asked if they were “Beliebers” — fans of Justin Bieber. FrontmanJames Hetfield replied, “Are we Beliebers? Yes.”

Lars Ulrich said: “Is it possible to have respect for him without being a Belieber? I think the kid’s really talented. I admire that and I think he’s super talented, so I guess I am kind of a Belieber.”

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Video: Cat Hitches Ride On Airplane Wing

A pilot in France recently took off in an ultralight, which basically looks like a cross between an airplane and a hang glider.  And when he was already in the air, he realized there was a CAT hiding in the frame of one of the wings.

 

 

Luckily it was able to hang on until he could turn around and land.

Video: Dads Hook Kids Up To Lie Detectors

As a dad, there are some things you just don’t want the answer to.

These fathers learned that the hard way when they hooked up their own kids to lie detectors and exposed them as the lying adolescents they are. The sons and daughters admitted everything from doing drugs to stealing from their parents.

Let’s be honest, though; the dads already knew the answer to 90% of these questions.