Author Archives: Dan Halen

You might be a moron if…

…you butt dial the cops while you’re breaking into a car.

A California criminal regretted not putting his phone on lock recently when he accidentally butt-dialed 911 in the middle of committing a crime. The suspect and his pal were overheard by dispatchers talking about wanting to do drugs. They then discussed breaking into a car. “Get the bolt and give me the hammer just in case,” one of the two voices said. Shortly after, the dispatcher heard a window shatter and the two men yelling that they found prescription drugs. Cops were able to track down the suspects by the clues the 911 dispatcher was feeding them. The men, identified as 20 year olds Nathan Teklemariam and Carson Rinehart, were shocked when police nabbed them so quickly. As they were being cuffed, cops told them how they were caught. ”This fool really called 911?” one of the suspects said. “Damn.” Their unfortunate butt-dialing is now the butt of many jokes.

Dude drinks breast milk straight from the source (NSFW)

Got Milk?

A controversial Dutch TV personality shocked some viewers of his primetime family program last week when he turned down an offer to drink mother’s milk from a bottle, and instead, drinking it directly from the breast of a female guest.

He was introducing women who founded a charity that offers milk exchanges between mothers who have too much and those who have too little, when he asked if he can have a taste.

“Well, if you don’t bite you may try it,” said a volunteer.

Proving he wasn’t joking, the comedian then approached the woman, and proceeded to place his mouth on her nipple.

Top comment from youtube is pretty hilarious, too:

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