You would think if you were wearing white tights, had to go potty, and wanted to make a twerking vid, you would make sure that you went to the damn bathroom first! She was asking for this to happen. No sympathy.
Impressive, but they need to teach it other classic lines, like: “Say man, you got a joint?”, “That’s what I like about them high school girls…” and such.
A tiny tree frog discovered in the Amazon has been named for Ozzy Osbourne.
National Geographic reports the creature nicknamed the “bat frog” has been named Dendropsophus ozzyi . It’s less than an inch long and has a shrill, batlike call.
Pedro Peloso, one of the frog’s discoverers, says they kept talking about the “bat frog” in the lab, which led to discussion about Osbourne and Black Sabbath.
Come to think of it, the old Star Wars movies may have under-represented women. But what did you expect? It was a long, long, time ago, and in a galaxy far, far away.
Some guy recently caught his best friend’s wife cheating on him, and decided to confront her while RECORDING it. Now the video’s up on YouTube.
It looks like she’s out at a club or something, sitting at a table with her leg draped over the guy. Then the friend walks up and calmly asks what’s going on. And she realizes she’s caught, so she just says, “Yep, you KNOW [what’s] going on.”
Meanwhile, the guy she’s with tries to hide his face by putting his phone in front of it and turning the flash on.
What’s sad is people defending her on youtube!!
Seriously, did he think anything good was going to happen? Let’s think about his dad for a sec, too. Dad was probably sitting down enjoying a good evening of Monday Night Football when he hears the pop and screaming – he probably thought he was done coming to the rescue like this after this dolt turned 7. Instead, it’s 8 years later and he’s still considering buying a helmet so this kid won’t hurt himself.
This mom has really got it out for Monster Energy Drinks. She’s seeing subliminal messages, and she really doesn’t like it.
“Jesus said my people perish for lack of knowldedge.”
Good thing he didn’t mean that literally.
Turns out this isn’t the only satanic product out there. Here’s some more.
If that’s not enough – it looks like those Beats headphones everybody loves might be satanic, too.
We’d like to think so.
Apparently it’s not money that Robert Plant is looking for… he walked away from a 35-date tour that would have netted Led Zeppelin nearly $800 million.
He literally ripped up the contract in front of stunned promoters.
Richard Branson had a big plan to reunite Led Zeppelin and the promoters had gotten the green light from the other band members.
The mega deal would have paid Plant, Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones roughly $300 million apiece, before taxes. The 35 shows would have been split between London, Berlin and a site in New Jersey.
The other guys in the band lobbied hard for Plant to join in but he wouldn’t change his mind.