Dude Films Self Driving Like an A-Hole, Rear Ends Car

An 18-year-old dude was arrested in Florida after filming two crashes he was responsible for.

He uploaded the video onto YouTube and called it, “me driving like an idiot.”

The teen was seen racing over a causeway and squeezing between two cars with only inches to spare. The video ends after he rear-ended a vehicle– but the teen didn’t stop until he caused a second accident.

Five people were taken to the hospital including the teen, but no one was seriously injured.

Dudes Robbing Adult Store Suffer From Pre-Mature Gunshot Problems

Cops in Houston said some clumsy criminals wanted for firing shots inside a lingerie business.

The suspects walked into the boutique around 3 a.m. and surveillance cameras were rolling. Two of the men had weapons. The suspect with the revolver apparently bumped into the suspect with the rifle, causing the rifle to discharge.

The shot spooked the suspects and both men started shooting. Cops believe they thought they were being shot. Almost a dozen rounds were fired in the store.

No customers were inside at the time. Two workers hid and didn’t get hurt.

Cops are hoping someone can help identify the shooters.

Shirtless D-Bag Asks Reporter Out During Live Fire Broadcast

A Los Angeles reporter’s live news report was interrupted by a shirtless man who asked her out on a date.

The man told the reporter she was super pretty and asked if she wanted to go out sometime.

He was told they were on live TV but he didn’t seem to care. He was walking his dog and was watching a fire that he said was pretty cool.

It isn’t known if she said yes to the date. Doubtful, as she’s married.

Nikki Sixx Twitter Slams Godsmack’s Sully Erna Again

Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx had some harsh words for Godsmack on his Twitter page after he claims the band “begged” to come on his radio show, “The Sixx Sense” to promote their new album.

Sixx tweeted, “So @godsmack begged to be on @Sixxsense to promote their s— new album. Good luck touring phonebooths. Whos crying like a bitch now?”

 

Sixx and Godsmack singer Sully Erna have feuded for several years after the two butted heads during the Crue Fest 2 tour in 2009. There are rumors Godsmack’s song, “Cryin’ Like A Bitch” which came out the following year was about Sixx because of the clash during the tour.