Think your band has ‘made it’? Think again. Metallica has their own touring washing machine! If you’ve ever wondered why they look so damn good on stage, wonder no more. When their clothes are clean, they feel confident enough to play some of their lesser-known songs like “Dryer’s Eve” or “Until it Spins”.
We all know what TWERKING is now, so maybe this was just a matter of time: Now you can create a song using the unique gyrations, claps, jiggles, and pops of your OWN butt cheeks.
An audio design company called AIAIAI in Denmark just created a new invention called the Booty Drum, that creates music based on your twerking.
You attach two sensors to your butt, and start shaking. The sensors have accelerometers in them, so as your butt bounces, they track its movement and craft a set of drum loops. Then they’re assembled into a music track.
For now, the Booty Drum is still experimental . . . so you can’t go out and buy one yet. But if there’s enough demand, they can’t deny us forever.
If I was in the audience, I would’ve been thinking, “How lame has Jim Carrey become? He’s just gonna walk out, pop some confetti, and leave? Booooo!”. But – it was lame because it wasn’t the real thing, just some cheap Czechoslovakian knockoff Jim Carrey. If any mystery remained, though, the REAL Carrey took to Twitter to clear things up.
Look! I’m more interesting than the Oscars while plunked on my couch eating chips. MY SPIRIT WILL NOT BE IGNORED! ;^P http://t.co/ey6CnmbwEE