GRAPHIC: Snake Eats Itself

Well, that looked terrible.  So many questions, though:  Does this happen often?  Does the snake disappear or get bigger?  Why didn’t that a-hole filming do something about it?  These are things we may never know.

Scorpions Drummer In Jail For Insulting Islam

Scorpions drummer James Kottak will serve a month in a Dubai jail after he was convicted of insulting Islam.

Kottak had consumed 5 glasses of wine on a flight from Moscow to Dubai. After getting off the flight he began swearing and talking about non-educated Muslims. He flipped off several passengers and then showed his buttocks.

Kottak was fined $545 and denies the allegations but admitted he did drink on the flight. He has been in jail since April 3rd.

Dude Lets Lizard Crawl Into Penis, Makes Visit to ER

A Chicago man ended up in the hospital after a legless lizard crawled up his penis and caused him a lot of pain.

He told medics that his wife recently told him he wasn’t adventurous enough in bed, so he decided to let a lizard into their bed to make things more exciting.

The man was taking pleasure in the feeling of the lizard crawling up his man parts, and everything was fine until the lizard got scared.

It ended up running up his penis, causing him to need reconstructive surgery and a catheter.

Dude Practices Karate in Tesla on Highway, Possibly on Drugs

Is that karate, or is he trying to direct traffic?

A California man caused a scene after he stripped and stood up through the sun roof in his car… on Pacific Coast Highway.

He was working on his martial arts moves as paramedics arrived on the scene.

Firefighters said the man either suffered a mental breakdown or he was under the influence of a controlled substance.

Dog Plays Fetch With Himself

This must be the dog equivalent of bouncing a tennis ball against a wall.  This is seriously one clever pooch.  The dog rests the ball on the stairs in a way that allows him to get down to the bottom step in time to catch the ball.