Meet LG, the tetherball playing bear that lives in Nevada. Sure, he’s great at tetherball, but what about kickball? Foursquare? Tag? We’re willing to bet he’s not as good at those games, but we’re also not going to find out anytime soon.
So, with no new episodes of Breaking Bad on the horizon, fans have nothing but time on their hands. Time that could be spent for the betterment of mankind, home improvement repairs, picking up a new hobby, training for a marathon – you get the point.
You could spend your time drawing up EVERY outfit Walter White wears in Breaking Bad and putting it online. That’s what artist Nathan Peters did. Granted, it looks like there are more than a few repeats in there.
You might get shot!!
At least that’s the case in Brazil. Some cop just popped out of a car and busted a cap in the hijacker before he could take off, which happens about 40 seconds into the video. The exchange between the would-be hijacker and the victim is as follows:
Victim: Now you’re gonna rob in hell you son of a bitch.
Robber (whining): I got shot!
Victim (pissed off): You go fuck yourself! You’re the one pointing gun at other people’s face!
Robber: Oh, I’m gonna die.
Victim: You sure will! You should have already! Son of a bitch.
Robber inaudible, apparently asks someone to get him something to drink.
Victim: You’re gonna drink in hell! You’re gonna drink the devil!
Robber: I’m dying!
Victim: Yeah, you’re supposed to! You have to get fucked. You’re not the one that likes to rob? Getting a job is something you don’t want to, right?! Do you have any idea how much I’m working to pay for this motorcycle?! You have no idea, right! And then you take it away easily!
Victim: And you’re lucky that I wanted to get your buddy as well! But don’t worry because he’s gonna get caught.
Guy in blue t-shirt to victim: Was it red or black that one?
Victim (to some cop): Guy wasn’t wearing a helmet but I noticed when I looked in the mirror they were up to no good.
Guy in blue t-shit starts patting down the robber.
Robber: Keep your hands off me! Fuck.
Blue t-shit guy reaches for something and hands it over to cop.
Robber to cop: I’m dying sir!
Victim: Oh now you say “sir” right?! You first scare the shit out of other people and now it’s all “sir”. “Sir” my ass buddy! Now you’re gonna get fucked up in hell.
You might think this is just cute, but the reality is that these girls can and will kick the crap out of you.
“I’m not wearing any underwear.”
If only his feet could reach those bass pedals! At least the future of metal is secure for another couple of generations.
Two female flight attendants made a video of them helping each other bathe in a bathroom.
The video shows one woman stripping down to her lingerie while the other woman helps her wash herself. The video is titled, “Sexy Two Air Hostesses”.
British Airways said they have known about the video for a few weeks and are investigating whether the women are current employees.
The video has gotten over 200,000 views on YouTube… make that 200,001.
Where did they get his music? The Tim and Eric Awesome Show: Great Job?
How’s the ground, buddy? I guess he technically got laid.. laid out, that is. Raise your glass for bouncers, everywhere.
If you haven’t seen this movie yet, maybe this blooper reel will get you off your ass and to the nearest redbox. It also suggests that there was no script, as all the lines seem to be improvised. Great stuff from Rogen et al.
Have some LSD handy? You may want to consider getting some. Actually, you don’t need it. This paint in super slow-mo is trippy enough.