This guy should be dead. Seriously, the only person alive who should be able to pull that off is Bond, James Bond.
After trying to pass a car in the process of changing lanes, Mr. Bond flies directly into the car’s bumper at full speed. That should be where this story ends.
Instead, he flips in mid air, landing perfectly on top of the roof of the still-moving car he just crashed into. What happens next? Well of course he kills the guy in the car and comandeers it for himself on his quest to save the world.
A New York man called in a fake murder to 911 because he was running late on a pizza delivery.
The man told the cops he saw a machete-wielding man chop a 7-year-old girl’s head off.
When cops realized the call was fake he admitted to making up the story because he was worried his boss would be angry at him for being late on a delivery.
The man was charged with falsely submitting an incident.
I’ve come up with a number of crappy excuses as to why I didn’t do what I was supposed to, but c’mon man! At least have some damn fun with the call… you know, instead of possibly making people think you subconsciously wanna decapitate an innocent little girl!
“The Rock Squirrel has been raiding our bird feeder, carrying away pounds of seed. Nancy figured a quick solution. I don’t know which is funnier, the squirrel or Nancy’s narration.
For anyone who is concerned about the squirrel, he still raids our other two feeders and the vegetable garden. The tiny amount of Vaseline used is non-toxic, the kind used for lip balm. He quickly learned that this feeder was not worth the trouble, so we have not put more on the pole, and the birds are delighted to actually get some of the bird seed.”
This adorableness comes from mom.me, and there’s simply no way to avoid smiling at it. So if you’re trying to win a frowning contest or just in the mood to feel like crap, don’t watch this video. (Do show it to your frowning contest opponent, though. You’ll win instantly.) If, however, you’re in the mood to witness kids in small costumes awkwardly delivering jokes about your favorite TV series that go way over their heads, then go ahead and watch. Just to refresh your memory, this year’s nominees in the drama category are Game of Thrones, True Detective, House of Cards, Mad Men, Downton Abbey and Breaking Bad.
Youtuber Ian Stuart decided he would help spread ALS awareness, too, but not by doing the ice-bucket challenge; Ian decided to take an ice-cold hippie bath by pouring fresh (hopefully) bong water all over his head after taking a hit, only exhaling after the shower.
We’ve all been one-upped.
Most people would freak out in ecstasy if they won just one million dollars. But $15 million?? Time to party!! But poker player Daniel Colman had a very unique reaction to winning a poker tournament and grabbing the top $15 million prize. It seems he couldn’t turn off his poker face…
Almost there… he can pracically feel it… if only his paws were just a ‘lil longer…
OH FOR GOD SAKES JUST HELP HIM AND END THE SUFFERING! Sheesh!
SWANSBORO, NC – Police have released dash cam video of a man who they say stole a safe from a pharmacy and dragged it behind his car for a few miles before passing an officer, who soon arrested him.
The suspect, Ryan Mullins, may have gotten away with it too, except he passed an officer while he was driving.
The 22-year-old allegedly swiped the safe from Family Care Pharmacy and dragged it for more than two miles before the officer saw him.
Individuals near the pharmacy reportedly saw Mullins’ vehicle parked outside with the safe nearby.
“You could just tell he was messing with something and having a struggle,” witness Carmen Fickling told WCTI12. “A lot of things crossed through my mind as to what could possibly be going on and none of them were good. But I never expected to see him pull a safe with the rope. It was strange.”
Mullins is charged with felony breaking and entering, larceny, possession of stolen goods, two felony counts of trafficking opium or heroin, one count of safe cracking and misdemeanor DWI.
The 100-pound safe reportedly contained prescription drugs.
Not sure if the cult of women dressed in white is creepy or hot, but does it really matter? Enjoy!
Weight of Love from Theo Wenner on Vimeo.
A trailer for, “We Are F***ing Twisted Sister!” has been released. The upcoming movie covers the band’s early days when they played in clubs.
Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider said the movie captured the band’s story of sticking things out for a decade before finally gaining popularity. He said the movie is for true fans, hardcore fans or anyone who just wants to know more about the band.
The movie doesn’t have a release date at this time.