Sir Mix-A-Lot Performs Baby Got Back With Orchestra

Sir Mix-A-Lot joined the Seattle Symphony Orchestra to perform his signature song, “Baby Got Back.” He was accompanied on stage by women from the audience, many of whom had serious junk in the trunk. One in particular dominated the stage, wildly gesticulating and twerking in a spectacular booty moment.

How about that lady in the black dress though? She was clearly the star of the show. Attention whoring it up with her big booty.

Grab a Tissue: Man Buys His Dad a ’57 Chevy on his 57th B Day

A Kentucky man has finally fulfilled his promise to buy his stepfather a ‘57 Chevy Bel-Air, surprising him with the car for his 57th birthday.

The 31-year-old man said that his mother marrying the man who he describes as ‘my DAD’ was “the best thing that ever happened to me.”

At eight years old, he promised his new dad that he would buy him the ’57 model on his 57th birthday.

A Youtube videos shows the moment that he presented the car to his dad.

His dad grew up poor in a family of seven children and had always dreamed of owning the car, but never believed he’d ever have the opportunity.

The man says he worked at a factory and pulled 60-hour weeks for months to be able to afford the car.

What Happens When You Boil Soda?

Yeah, that’s nasty. But who in their right mind wants anything to do with soda that’s less than ice cold? No one. So, no worries. You don’t need to do a nasty science experiment like this to tell us we’re inhaling two to three cans of diabetes a day.

 

Tired of Mowing Lawn, KC Woman Covers it in Sand

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A Kansas City woman who was sick of mowing her lawn… covered it up with 80 tons of sand.

The woman is now 60-years-old. She didn’t want to take the time to mow or water her yard.

Several of her neighbors are unhappy with the sand and claim it will hurt the property value of their homes.

City inspectors say she hasn’t violated any ordinances because the sand is being used for landscaping purposes.

GWAR to Open Restaurant


GWAR has announced plans to open a restaurant later this summer in the band’s hometown of Richmond, Virginia.

GWAR has joined forces with Richmond’s restaurateur of the year 2013 (Travis Croxton) to bring to life one of the last dreams of their fallen singer, Oderus Urungus… the GWARbar!

Five Year Old Has Too Many Girlfriends

This kid has it rough.  I mean, there was one time when I was 18 that I had to choose between two girls, and neither of them were really my girlfriend at the time.  Natrually, I chose the wrong one.  Hope this kid has better luck than me.  – Dan

#5yearoldproblems