…to the tune of “America, F*ck Yeah!” Terrorists, your game is through!
Author Archives: Dan Halen
10 places you can’t see on google maps
You can still see Area 51 though! Gotcha!
26 Things that scientifically prove that Dave Grohl is the coolest dude in music
Superbowl Champ Tony Siragusa is a pitchman for Depends?
I guess they’re good if you get the sh*t tackled out of you?
Watch the cops haul off a baseball bat sized joint from a Cali 4/20 rally
So it’s legal to have up to an ounce in California… pretty sure this ranks in the 2 to 3 pound area. Best part is the guy threatening to take that officer to court; kind of a half-baked plan.
Dan’s Fresh Load – 4/23
Slow week? Maybe. There’s still some new goodies out today for your sensory enjoyment though!
Games:
Dead Island: Riptide – Open world RPG style gameplay that allows characters to go anywhere in the game’s zombie infested environments. Also has four playable characters from the first game. (PS3, Xbox 360)
Star Trek (PS3, Xbox 360) – Original story that takes place aster the 2009 Star Trek reboot, and voiced by the cast of the movie.
Movies:
Gangster Squad – Ryan Gosling, Josh Brolin, Sean Penn. Los Angeles, 1949: A secret crew of police officers led by two determined sergeants work together in an effort to take down the ruthless mob king Mickey Cohen who runs the city. Also, it has a 32% rating at Rotten Tomatoes…
Music:
Rob Zombie – Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor
If I could only buy one thing out today, I’d have to go with the Zombie! It seems like the best option to me as far as price/replay value goes! Come back next week!
Orchestra pranks people with situational music
Why has nobody done this before now?
Some dude built his own bat cave – can we come over?
Chris Weir may not be Bruce Wayne, and he may not be saving his town from villains int he dark of the night, but he DOES have a pretty sweet Bat Cave that he built by himself. Looks like a great place to watch the Super Bowl.
Who needs acid? 8 Things that look cool under a microscope
Ever wonder what a fly looks like under a super powerful microscope? Maybe Sea water? Shark skin? It all looks pretty badass!
Check out the full list at Cracked!
Effed Up Headline: Bandit told ‘no’, laughed at, got arrested
A crook walked into a Spring Hill, FL pizza joint to rob the place and the clerk just laughed and said ‘no.’
The thief waltzed in with a knife and a ski mask and demanded the cash. The clerk thought he was joking told him “no” twice.
And it worked. The crook took off.
As he was leaving he took off his ski mask and employees got a good look at him.
A witness followed him and called the cops. They caught him exactly 12 minutes after he tried to rob the place.