Tree Trimmer Got a Chainsaw Stuck in His Neck, Lived To Tell Tale

A tree trimmer’s chainsaw became lodged in his neck…. and he survived.

The 21-year-old Pennsylvania man was halfway up a tree when something happened and the chainsaw blade partially became embedded in his neck and shoulder area.

He was rushed to a local hospital where he had surgery to remove the blade.

Doctors say the man very lucky because the chainsaw missed major arteries and just cut into muscle.

April Fool’s Roundup

Pranking went corporate yesterday. Major companies like Netflix, Lego and American Eagle, all got in on the foolish action.

Here are some of the jokes, gags and scams we found online yesterday:

LEGO offered delivery via turtle to their customers, online.

Honda released a DIY car.

 

Samuel Adams released a beer containing helium.

 

Redbox announced “MoodMatch” to help you find the perfect movie.

Sonic added a “kale cream pie” shake to their menu.

Glassdoor announced that they’d be paying employees in Bitcoin.

 

 

Moshi unveiled the MouseVolt charger — powered by a mouse on a wheel.

 

TripAdvisor recommends family vacations to fictional locations.
Including Mordor, Azkaban and the Death Star.

Chegg offered college courses for the Millennial generation, in courses like Beer Pong.

 

Bravo announced The Real Housewives: All Star Edition

Airbnb introduced AirBRB for renting out your office desk.

 

Men’s Wearhouse introduced the “Ultra Skinny Tie.”

Southwest offered trips to Mars.

Domino’s introduced an edible box.

Dude Tried to Rob Police Station to Get His Skateboard Back

KPTV – FOX 12

An Oregon man was busted trying to break into jail to get his skateboard back.

He was arrested for shoplifting earlier in the day, and the cops confiscated his board.

He came back that afternoon and tried to break into the station to get it back.

He started tugging on the main door and couldn’t get it to budge, so he put his legs up against the glass for extra leverage and pulled until the handle snapped.

He ended up walking out with the handle still in his hand.

Cops watched the video footage and knew who it was, so they went to his house and arrested him for attempted burglary.