Dude Lets Lizard Crawl Into Penis, Makes Visit to ER

A Chicago man ended up in the hospital after a legless lizard crawled up his penis and caused him a lot of pain.

He told medics that his wife recently told him he wasn’t adventurous enough in bed, so he decided to let a lizard into their bed to make things more exciting.

The man was taking pleasure in the feeling of the lizard crawling up his man parts, and everything was fine until the lizard got scared.

It ended up running up his penis, causing him to need reconstructive surgery and a catheter.

Dude Practices Karate in Tesla on Highway, Possibly on Drugs

Is that karate, or is he trying to direct traffic?

A California man caused a scene after he stripped and stood up through the sun roof in his car… on Pacific Coast Highway.

He was working on his martial arts moves as paramedics arrived on the scene.

Firefighters said the man either suffered a mental breakdown or he was under the influence of a controlled substance.

Dog Plays Fetch With Himself

This must be the dog equivalent of bouncing a tennis ball against a wall.  This is seriously one clever pooch.  The dog rests the ball on the stairs in a way that allows him to get down to the bottom step in time to catch the ball.

Led Zeppelin Drop Two New Tracks, Still No Hope For Reunion

Led Zeppelin is reissuing its first three albums in June, but fans are getting some Zeppelin rarities ahead of that.

Specifically, fans are getting to hear previously unreleased versions of “Whole Lotta Love” and “Keys to the Highway”.

Jimmy Page grabbed the tracks from the band’s vault.

“Keys to the Highway” was recorded in 1970. Robert Plant says he and Jimmy Page were just fooling around when they put it on tape. The “Whole Lotta Love” track is an early version—missing some vocals, slide guitar, the middle section, and first chorus.

If you were wondering if this new material and the album reissues were a sign that Zeppelin was going to do some reunion shows, Robert Plant says there’s zero chance.

Jimmy Page said, “I’m sure people would love to hear it. I’m not the one to be asking, I don’t sing.”

VIDEO: 80,000 Rally in Denver for 4/20 Smokeout

Tens of thousands of marijuana smokers gathered in a Denver park to celebrate the April 20 (4/20) pot holiday, in the first state in the nation to legalize recreational marijuana.

Although it is still against the law to publicly smoke marijuana in Colorado, police reported only 130 citations or arrests over the course of the two-day event, 92 for marijuana consumption.

 

Teen Gets Busted for Party, Trolls Local News with Fischer-Price Microphone

A 19-year-old in Salem, Oregon wanted to throw an awesome outdoor party last week.

He started passing out invites using the hashtag #projectnat.

It quickly spread around the highschool and started getting tons of attention… Including the local sheriff.

The kid was arrested for giving alcohol to a minor and disorderly conduct.

His friends are now selling T-shirts with his mugshots on them.

He also tweeted his comments on the issue saying:  “The fact that I am on any news sites, let alone major ones like  shows that the medias priorities are distorted beyond belief. “

Props to this kid for trolling the news with his Fischer-Price microphone and his night-time sunglasses!

Teen Tries to Selfie by Oncoming Train, Gets Kicked in Head by Conductor

For some crazy reason, a teenager tried to take a selfie in front of an oncoming train. He was a “safe distance” from the train, but things didn’t go as expected.

As he was taking video, he took a boot to the side of the face.

The train’s engineer thought the close-to-a-speeding-train picture was a bad idea, so he yelled and then kicked the teen directly in the head.