Just follow the directions, sit back, and enjoy your trip to outer space. Okay, so it’s not THAT instense of a hallucination. But the walls… they’re moving! Ahh!
A 26-year-old ventriloquist who said she lives in the Pacific Northwest is gaining popularity online by having sex with her puppet, Slappy.
The former stripper said she would only get 10 to 20 people to watch her sex show online but since having sex with the puppet, her “room” now has hundreds of people watching.
She first used Slappy to keep herself inspired during her sex shows but decided to start having sex with him to gain popularity. She said their role play sex includes the doll dressed as Willy Wonka while she dresses up as an oompa loompa.
They even have a freaky Friday routine where she dresses like Slappy while the doll wears her clothes.
She admits having Slappy as part of her shows is a way for her to practice to become a better ventriloquist.
The ‘ol attempted scooter purse mugging. It’s one of the oldest robbery tricks in the book. Unfortunately for this mugger, this woman ain’t one to back down, and she’s able to fight off the would-be robber.
Have you ever seen a mugger get bitched this hard?
1. He lets a LADY manhandle him, even though he has the element of surprise on his side.
2. He falls off of his scooter like a little bitch.
3. She turns the tables on him by taking some of his fallen belongings, including his flip flop.
4. She decides, “I don’t want your gross shit,” and hands it back to him!
Dude, you need to go into a new profession. You’re not suited for the world of scooter purse muggings.
How ’bout his choice of footwear though? As a rule, no man should wear flip flops outside of a beach/pool environment, but especially when you’re gearing up for scooter purse muggings, flops are just a liability. Do yourself a favor and throw on some Nikes next time.
Admit it. You’ve always wanted to do this. You’ve always wondered if it was even possible. Now you know! Good luck on finding a willing participant, though.
We think this should be a real thing!
Nobody likes it when you’re sitting down to lunch with a friend and they spend 90% of their time with you taking pictures of their food so they can post it on Instagram. Hell, no one likes people who take selfies in public either. Are they impacting you in any way? No, but do I still get annoyed out of some misplaced sense of “Yurr so dumbb?” Yep. But now we have the Social Media Referee, who not only yells at these people in public but also throws red and yellow cards at them. He even goes so far as to throw the subway a card for smelling like piss, as it surely deserves.
Impressive, but we would be more impressed if he could just make 5 bigger pancakes as opposed to 30 tiny ones.
An anonymous tip led to the discovery of 84 meth labs in one West Virginia house. This makes a new state record for most meth labs in one location! High five!
Sheriff’s deputies arrested Nicholas Grant Cutlip, 50, on Monday night. He has been charged with 21 counts of operating a meth lab.
Wait. 84 labs were found but he’s only being charged with 21 counts? I’m not methematician, but that doesn’t add up. Either way, it’s still impressive, as two of the labs were cooking when he got busted.
A San Diego man who proposed to his girlfriend while they were skydiving dropped the engagement ring.
In reality, the guy pranked his future fiance because the ring he dropped turned out to be fake.
After the couple landed, he grabbed the real ring from his brother. The couple who have been together for 18 months and have 224 combined skydives.
She said yes.
We WISH! The Empire WOULD be in Germany, though. They seem to have a knack for imperial organization and Darth Vader shaped helmets.
This video by Steve Barley was posted online in 2013, but it has only gone viral now with over a quarter million new views! Steve loves to feed the squirrels in his neighborhood, but he also likes to make it a challenge. So he built three obstacle courses for his furry friends to accomplish before they can enjoy their nuts. So cute!