In defense of the perp, you don’t lock a person up who has already broken the seal. They’re gonna need to relieve themselves at least a few times over the next hour! 
Author Archives: Dan Halen
Need help waking someone up? This vid should give you some ideas
If you have trouble waking up your kids, spouse/significant other, or you just want to prank one of your passed out buddies, this clip is for you!
Newspaper messes up headline about the worst way you can think of
Big thanks to the Mankato Free Press in Minnesota for this. No matter what happens to you today, just remember that you didn’t make this typo!
Here’s something for you to not do – The Knife Song
Remember that movie ‘Aliens’? When Bishop played the knife game that was scary enough, but he’s an android AND HE STILL NICKED HIMSELF. Kudos to you, girl, for not bleeding.
How guys will use the new google glass
Google’s new Glass project will certainly be handy for many applications, and will undoubtedly be used to step up a dude’s game. Can’t wait for the future!
McGruder’s buzzer beater against Baylor
McGruder or McClutch? Awesome play made by the 4-time Big XII player of the week against Baylor last weekend. With one second left and a tie game, the cats decided they didn’t have time for overtime and sealed the deal with this stunning three from McGruder. GO CATS!
AC/DC announces official beer!
AC/DC have introduced “AC/DC Premium Lager Beer”.
According to the band, “this lager fires up your tongue like TNT, comes with a great beer-loving taste and is brewed in accordance with the rock ‘n’ roll manifesto of 1973 and the German purity law of 1516.”
AC/DC expanded their range of wines last year. ”AC/DC The Wine” has become a huge hit.
Sir Ravi the Juggler solves a Rubik’s cube while juggling
Holy Hell! I wouldn’t be able to solve a rubik’s cube if you gave me a week!! This guy manages to get it done in under two minutes while juggling two other balls AND talking to his friends. It’s almost like he’s not even paying attention. Without further ado, SIR RAVI!
Dude takes a cue from Mario, starts throwin’ hammers
Darron Lynn Koenig, 51, was arrested Tuesday following the incident that began about 7:30 a.m. that day near his home in the 400 block of Oak Vista.
Contract workers doing street repairs for the city of Friendswood told police a man attacked them with a hammer.
One worker said the man was throwing hammers and had a knife, according to a news release from the Friendswood Police Department.
Girl addicted to eating deordorant – 15 sticks a month
Just when you think you’ve seen it all on TLC’s ‘My Strange Addiction’, a new episode comes on. This week’s episode featured Nicole, now 19, who eats up to 15 sticks of deodorant a month after first tasting it at age 4. At least she doesn’t get bad breath, RIGHT?
