Holy Sh*t! Well, we need a new pair of pants after watching this. Now that guy has a story to tell for the rest of his life.
An Oregon man was busted trying to break into jail to get his skateboard back.
He was arrested for shoplifting earlier in the day, and the cops confiscated his board.
He came back that afternoon and tried to break into the station to get it back.
He started tugging on the main door and couldn’t get it to budge, so he put his legs up against the glass for extra leverage and pulled until the handle snapped.
He ended up walking out with the handle still in his hand.
Cops watched the video footage and knew who it was, so they went to his house and arrested him for attempted burglary.
How could you possibly go wrong mixing two of the most popular TV shows?
Brilliance. Because of course they’re living on an island together! Where’s Andy Kaufman?
A naked man was found hanging out in a tree, in Alabama.
Cops and firefighters responded to the scene who were able to convince the man to come down after an hour.
Since he didn’t want to climb down, they used a bucket truck to get him.
He told the cops he was cleaning up the tree and wanted to make it his home.
The man was charged with public lewdness and disorderly conduct. Cops also said it was drug related, but wouldn’t elaborate.
How do you not scream “America!” before doing this?
The daredevils behind this stunt ended up turning themselves in after cops tracked them down.
“We just kind of walked in,” he says. “It’s supposed to be the most secure building in the world. God forbid it was somebody else getting in there with a real intention to harm New Yorkers.”
They were charged with with burglary, reckless endangerment, and jumping from a structure. What did they burgle? Freedom?
Shawn Rock spoke to Butch Vig on March 19th, 2014 about the new Smart Studios documentary directed by Wendy Schneider. It’s a feature length documentary about the legendary recording facility, Smart Studios, and the Midwest link to American rock history.
Here’s the Soundcloud with extra tracks from Smart Studio bands from L7, Killdozer, & Nirvana.
Don’t worry – the poster of this vid SAYS they got treats before and after the trick.
A Delaware man who was high on PCP caused a traffic jam after he jumped on top of a vehicle and began taking his clothes off.
The vehicle he jumped on had a woman driving with a child inside.
He was jumping up and down on the roof of the car, taunting people and yelling as loud as he could.
Cops were eventually able to pull him off the roof and arrested him.
He was charged with disorderly conduct, criminal mischief and endangering the welfare of a child.
This couldn’t have transpired more perfectly if it had been planned!