Please don’t get any ideas, Mr. Bay. Or anyone else, for that matter.
his baby goat on a motorcycle isn’t kid-ding around. BOOM! Punned!
He’s taking this ride like a champ. I’d be screaming my face off out of fear.
I’m not kidding. No pun, I’m seriously not kidding. Insensitive jerks.
Al and Betty Perry were just driving down the highway, when OMG, A LIGHTNING BOLT JUST HIT THEIR CAR AND IT’S ON FIRE!
“It sounded like a sonic boom,” recounted Al Perry. “It was … that’s how loud [it was].”
The bolt of lightning fried the electrical system, deployed the airbags, and the car filled up with smoke as they sat trapped inside. Al says he tried kicking out the window, but couldn’t escape, saying, “How are we going to get out of this particular thing? This is a coffin.”
Luckily for them a police officer saw the incident and was able to free them without major injury.
Some poor dude in Chile (José Vergara Acevedo, if you’re so inclined) just took the worst elevator ride of his life. Surveillance video shows Acevedo clawing at every single button in the elevator, which clearly didn’t work since the video cuts out immediately after hitting the roof.
So think twice the next time you decide to take the elevator when you’re only going up one floor, because instead you might just end up in a low-budget rehash of a Final Destination movie.
The title of this video is “Wait, is your hair on fire?” and, if you allow us to dabble in spoilers for a moment, the answer is yes. This girl’s hair is on fire. And it’s on fire because she was trying to take a selfie.
This is just the latest trauma caused by selfies (previously: Two girls crashed their car while taking a selfie, uploaded the video from the hospital anyway). Selfies are a clear and present danger. Selfies must be stopped.
For the record, the woman in the video, Lindsey Bowers, appears to be unharmed, as she commented on the Buzzfeed post about the incident that she had been “well and truly told.”
(WARNING: Contains explicit language because HER F—ING HAIR IS ON FIRE.)
Sir Mix-A-Lot joined the Seattle Symphony Orchestra to perform his signature song, “Baby Got Back.” He was accompanied on stage by women from the audience, many of whom had serious junk in the trunk. One in particular dominated the stage, wildly gesticulating and twerking in a spectacular booty moment.
How about that lady in the black dress though? She was clearly the star of the show. Attention whoring it up with her big booty.
A Kentucky man has finally fulfilled his promise to buy his stepfather a ‘57 Chevy Bel-Air, surprising him with the car for his 57th birthday.
The 31-year-old man said that his mother marrying the man who he describes as ‘my DAD’ was “the best thing that ever happened to me.”
At eight years old, he promised his new dad that he would buy him the ’57 model on his 57th birthday.
A Youtube videos shows the moment that he presented the car to his dad.
His dad grew up poor in a family of seven children and had always dreamed of owning the car, but never believed he’d ever have the opportunity.
The man says he worked at a factory and pulled 60-hour weeks for months to be able to afford the car.
Yeah, that’s nasty. But who in their right mind wants anything to do with soda that’s less than ice cold? No one. So, no worries. You don’t need to do a nasty science experiment like this to tell us we’re inhaling two to three cans of diabetes a day.
Behold, the world’s most adorable DUI. But seriously, someone at Bobby’s birthday party should have really stopped this little guy at his fourth Capri Sun.
A Kansas City woman who was sick of mowing her lawn… covered it up with 80 tons of sand.
The woman is now 60-years-old. She didn’t want to take the time to mow or water her yard.
Several of her neighbors are unhappy with the sand and claim it will hurt the property value of their homes.
City inspectors say she hasn’t violated any ordinances because the sand is being used for landscaping purposes.
If there’s one thing all these people have in common, it’s not that they’re trying to get in shape and be healthy; it’s that they’re all morons.
GWAR has announced plans to open a restaurant later this summer in the band’s hometown of Richmond, Virginia.
GWAR has joined forces with Richmond’s restaurateur of the year 2013 (Travis Croxton) to bring to life one of the last dreams of their fallen singer, Oderus Urungus… the GWARbar!
This kid has it rough. I mean, there was one time when I was 18 that I had to choose between two girls, and neither of them were really my girlfriend at the time. Natrually, I chose the wrong one. Hope this kid has better luck than me. – Dan