There has to be a rule 34 for cats now or something, because now we have this: The famous raptor scene, with cats.
An Oklahoma man who goes by the name of “Dr. Mike” is giving people what he calls a ‘Jesus shot’. He claims the potion can cure all.
He had his license to practice medicine in Ohio revoked back in 2005, and after he served time in prison, he moved to Oklahoma.
He’s been injecting folks with this ‘Jesus shot,’ which he claims cures all pain for life. He’s been charging people $300 a shot at his clinic.
A website that outs people who pretend to have military service started looking into him.
He claims to be a former Special Forces doctor that helped develop the Jesus Juice while in the military. He says it’s been used for years to cure any ailment.
The Oklahoma Medical Board is allowing him to practice medicine, unsupervised, for the next 12 years.
We saw the pictures before the video came out, and those were pretty horrifying – but here it is, LIVE. Watch until you’re sufficiently terrified, shouldn’t take more than a few seconds.
Obviously, the movie would be called “Burr”. Something tells us they wouldn’t fall in love though.
This story is 100% accurate, by the way.
Two Texas men fought– one using a replica sword from the Zelda video game, and the other grabbing a flowerpot.
The fight started when a man was at home with his girlfriend. The girlfriend’s estranged husband knocked on the door, and the girlfriend let him inside. The man told the estranged husband to leave and when he didn’t, he walked back to his room to get his sword replica from the Legend of Zelda Nintendo game.
The estranged husband hit him over the head with a flower pot.
The two men are going to be okay, physically.
Update – 3/5/14: This is a hoax. But a funny one.
Kurt Cobain’s old roommate is selling his belongings–on Craigslist.
The items for sale include a set of skis ($80) and a telephone ($55) as well as a video game called Kingman ($25).
In the listing, the seller writes that he will be selling more of what he says are Kurt’s possessions in the future.
He wrote: “I also have a lot more stuff of Kurt’s, like magazines and clothes that I will be selling off soon. Thank you for looking.”
Here’s the link to the post:
Guns N’ Roses’ 3D film, “Appetite For Democracy”, will get a release in theatres next month. It will also be made available in other formats.
The movie was filmed during the band’s “Appetite For Democracy” 2012 residency in Las Vegas to celebrate 25 years of “Appetite For Destruction” and four years of “Chinese Democracy.”
The package will be available in four formats: a standard DVD, a 3D Blu-ray DVD, a Deluxe 2CD+DVD set and digital long form. The DVD and Blu-ray both feature the full show, along with band interviews plus a 3D photo gallery, both with 5.1 surround and stereo audio.
This is the first live concert release from Guns N’ Roses since “Use Your Illusion II” in 1992.
The teenager who had sex with a hot pocket came forward and explained his reasoning for doing it.
The teen is known by his Twitter handle VersacePockets. He said that his reason was to gain internet fame.
He said: “I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot. I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, ‘Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my d**k in the whole Hot Pocket.’”
He was kicked off of Twitter and Vine, and blocked by @hotpockets.
A fake chef managed to book himself on Wisconsin local news programs.
The creators of a touring comedy show called the Found Footage Festival introduced a guy named Chef Keith.
The fake chef made five TV apperances, ” giving tips for sprucing up ypur holiday lefovers, even though he wasn’t a real guy.”
He blended meat, corn, ham and other holiday staples into a drink and some of the hosts even drank it.
He mentioned to hosts that he was self-taught before giving advice to “Put on your corn sprinkles, and don’t forget the cranberry cherry on top.”
The prankster claimed that “everyone at the news station was delightful and thanked me for coming on afterward.”
He added, “They wished me the best of luck on my book. Bless them and their tolerance for putting up with an idiot both on and off air.”