Bodybuilding Christian Swingers Launch Spouse-swapping Website

Love thy neighbor as yourself. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Do not covet thy neighbor’s ass. These are the ethical foundations of any good swinger’s lifestyle.

If you like Jesus, pumping iron and pumping/getting pumped by acquaintances bound by holy matrimony, there’s a website just for you.

It’s called Fitness Swingers, and it’s the brainchild of Cristy Parave and her husband, Dean, who dreamed up the site after reportedly having a threesome with this wife and her female friend. Apparently, the sex was just heavenly.

The Florida couple, who met at a bodybuilding competition, are interested in sharing their beliefs and their spouses with others who feel similarly. They started their online network 7 years ago, and haven’t looked back. The pillars of their relationship: A commitment to their faith, to fitness, and to the ideals of the swinger lifestyle.

Dean Parave told Barcroft Media that he doesn’t think that his swinger lifestyle conflicts with his Christian beliefs. In fact, he considers it a kind of ministry.

“So far today, God hasn’t told me, ‘Dean stop that, it’s a sin. I don’t want you to do that.’ Until he does that, I’m going to keep trying to help as many people as I can,” he told Barcroft.

Christy said she needed a little convincing that it was moral at first, but now she’s totally convinced that god is on their side.

“God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she told Barcroft. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”

Their daughter told the outlet that she thinks that helping run her parents’ website is definitely “different.”

Pink Floyd Release Trailer for Upcoming Album

Pink Floyd released a 30 second trailer for their upcoming album, “The Endless River” which comes out on November 10th. The trailer was posted on the band’s social media sites, and features a guitar-heavy snippet.

The album is a tribute to musician Richard Wright who died in 2008. Wright’s work on the keyboard will be featured on the record.

However the album will not feature the band’s original bassist, Robert Waters who left the group in 1985.

“The Endless River” will be the band’s first album in 20 years.

Mike Tyson Flips Out on TV After Host Mentions He’s a Convicted Rapist

Mike Tyson ripped a talk show host in Canada after he asked him about his meeting with Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.

The host said, “Some of your critics would say, ‘You know, there’s a race for mayor, we know you’re a convicted rapist, this could hurt his campaign.”

The former boxing champ said “I don’t have no comment for that, because it’s negative and you’re being negative…and I met the mayor. And there’s nothing they can do about it.”

He added, “It’s so interesting because you seem like a nice guy but you’re really a piece of s—t.”