May 26th can’t come soon enough, but at least we’ve got this:  Everybody’s favorite blowhard, Tobias  Fünke has a new tape demonstrating his versatility as an actor (guess that Carl Weathers training camp finally paid off?) because you can insert him anywhere!  Going along with the new audition reel is a new website, too.  This might just be better than that time Tobias blue himself!

Punches and bodies were flying everywhere!  Meanwhile, parents and refs don’t do much to stop the carnage.  Gotta love Russia.

A Kentucky man was busted having a feast in a supermarket.

The manager of the store found 57 empty whipped cream cans in the garbage when he arrived in the morning.

Surveillance video showed that the man cooked and ate six steaks, washed them down with beer and then topped off his meal with shrimp and birthday cake at the store overnight.

The 30-year-old man was found in the ceiling of the store and arrested.

Police believe the man slipped into the store and hid while employees closed it for the night.

Was really hoping this video would’ve unfolded a different way.  Just proves one thing: booze will give you infinite amounts of courage whether you’re going after somebody out of of your league or a wild animal that’s 10x as big as you are.

What effing channel does this come on?  I think I’d get hooked. – Dan

People already bitch enough about their friend’s beliefs and food choices, but imagine if it was all happening real time in your house?? Thank goodness that’s not the case.  Yet.

Spotted at a Taco Bell in Southern California – let’s keep our fingers crossed that it tests well.  Been craving a decent breakfast taco option.

May 26th seems so far away!

This paratrooper’s chute deployed a little early, like, in-the-plane early.  According to the video, he landed safely, even if it was 50 km away from the landing zone.