AC/DC Drummer Phil Rudd Arrested For Attempting to Hire Hitman

AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd allegedly attempted to hire a hitman to kill two people.

The 60-year-old was in a New Zealand court yesterday for a brief appearance.

Rudd is accused of attempting to hire one person to kill two others in September, but no word on who he wanted dead.

After a raid on his house, Phil was also charged with possession of methamphetamine and cannabis.

For now, Rudd is out on bail until November 27 when he goes back to court.

Do we even need to make a Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap joke?

Aaron Lewis Apologizes For Botched National Anthem

Staind singer Aaron Lewis apologized for messing up the National Anthem before Game 5 of the World Series between the San Francisco Giants and Kansas City Royals.

Lewis mixed up several of the songs lyrics.

His apology read:

“All I can say is I’m sorry and ask for the Nation’s forgiveness. My nerves got the best of me and I am completely torn up about what happened. America is the greatest country in the world. The Star-Spangled Banner means so much to so many, including myself. I hope everyone can understand the intensity of the situation and my true intent of this performance.

“I hope that the Nation, Major League Baseball and the many fans of our national pastime can forgive me.”

Ole Miss Fan Throws Milk Crying Over Loss to LSU

Something tells me this girl has never been told, “No.” Either that or somebody drank too much pumpkin-spice laced booze before the game because she looks to be white-girl-wasted. K-State fans didn’t do this when Baylor robbed us of our National Title hopes.  Those two are going to make some wonderfully obnoxious kids some day.

 

Brad Pitt on Between Two Ferns

President Obama was a good sport on Between Two Ferns. And so, too, is “Bradley Pitts.”

Or so Brad Pitt is mis-introduced by Zach Galifianakis on the Funny or Die Web show in a hilarious new episode released Thursday.

Pretending to be the dumbest talk-show host alive, Galifianakis is known for being brutally deadpan with his guests. And Pitt gets a hail of abuse right from the start – on-screen text identifies him as “Bard Pit,” star of “12 Years a Salve,” and the first question he’s asked is about when he lost his virginity.

Galifianakis goes on to ask Pitt, 50, about his handsomeness and his acting talent (or lack thereof). And then he really gets personal with questions about Pitt’s wife, Angelina Jolie, and his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston – sort of. (You’ll have to watch to see how.)

At times, Pitt seems to be trying hard not to crack up; at other times, he looks appalled. But he manages to make a pitch for his charity, Make It Right, and for his new movie, Fury – even if Zach pronounces it “Furry.”