Greedy: Dude With 10 Inch Peen Bought a Bigger One

A guy with a 10-inch ding dong bought some girth through penoplasty.

Billy-Tom O’Conner admits that now he’s so big a few women have declined sex with him.

’Conner said “I always had a big one and I wanted an absolute monster. I wanted a monster so I got one.” And then he showed his “absolute monster” on live television.

 

Video: Dude Tries to Flee Copy Who is Hanging Onto His Truck

A Florida man was arrested for speeding away from a traffic stop while a cop was hanging onto his truck.

The man was pulled over after the cop found out his license had been suspended 7 times this year.

He took off to avoid getting arrested but the cop was able to pull himself inside the truck and convinced the man to stop.

The man is a horse jockey who has earned $26.7 million in purse money in 9,853 starts.

NSFW: Fetish Fitness Dominatrix Beats Clients Into Working Out

Who says working out has to be a boring chore?  Why can’t it be a highly erotic fetish?  Whatever floats your boat.

Mistress Anna started the business two years ago when she decided to combine her two loves.  What does she make her clients do?  Well, normal stuff like squats and lunges – but with weights attached to their dongs!  Yikes.

News Anchor Makes Inappropriate Comments About Co-Anchor’s Bikini

New York News

A New York City morning show reporter delivered a live report in a bikini, and she had to deal the inappropriate comments of an over-excited anchor back in the studio.

45-year-old “Good Morning New York” co-host Greg Kelly got carried away over reporter Anna Gilligan, who was in a bikini to test out a water ride at an amusement park.

He said, ‘Wow, here she goes – in a two-piece!’ as she went in the water, and when she came out dripping wet he said, ‘Look at her, it’s like something out of a movie. Indeed.’

His co-host begged him to ‘stay appropriate,’ but when the reporter tried to sign off to go get dressed he said, ‘Hold on a second, not so fast Anna!’ and asked her pointless questions to hold her there.

His co-host then told him to ‘be nice’ and ‘stop milking this shot,’ even asking him towards the end, “What is wrong with you?”

FYI: Kelly was accused of rape back in 2012, but the case didn’t go anywhere.

Gun Safety Ad Features Rubber Sex Toys

Please, lock them up and keep the batteries out of them!  Kids could poke their eyes out!

Seriously, though.
Evolve uses humor to talk about gun safety.  Do you think it’s effective?  I don’t know about you, but I just couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that kids were sword fighting with a couple of Mom’s toys – guns didn’t cross my mind once.