America’s favorite cartoon family is coming to Universal Studio’s Theme Park in Orlando… it’s being turned into Springfield.
Visitors will be able to get ‘Krusty-certified meat sandwiches’ from a Krusty Burger, donuts from Lard Lad and beer at the Duff Brewery. There will also be a Moe’s Tavern along with a Cletus’ Chicken Shack, a chance to snatch the catch of the day at The Frying Dutchman, eat a slice at Luigi’s Pizza, and visit a Kwik-E-Mart.
The new Springfield attraction will be anchored by ‘The Simpsons Ride’ which has been in the park since 2008.
There will also be a second ride — alien characters Kang & Kodos’ Twirl & Hurl, which is essentially an outdoor spinner.
The President of Universal Creative (Mark Woodbury) said, ’This will be a must-see experience for Simpsons fans all over the world.’
A 56-year-old man known as “Thong Cape Scooter Man” isn’t breaking any laws driving around Madison, WIarea schools on a scooter wearing just a thong.
Cops were called after the guy rode by when students were walking to the bus after school. He told them he “exercised poor judgment by going by the school that time of day” and that it wasn’t intentional…he just happened to be riding through the area.
After checking into it, cops realized he wasn’t breaking any laws and was free to ride off.