A few unsavory characters broke into the student union at the University of North Carolina a few weeks ago and made off with a $1,000 sculpture! The thieves weren’t hard to spot on security video- one was wearing a lobster costume, and the other was dressed as a banana! According to the tape, four men (including the costumed crooks) entered the building through an unlocked door around 3 am on April 1st and stole a wooden sculpture. A representative from the student union says no charges will be filed if the piece of art is returned unharmed, but the school’s Department of Public Safety is treating the case as a criminal incident. The thieves have yet to be identified, suggesting that while their costumes were ridiculous, they may have done the trick!
K-Rock supports this kid’s right to free speech and to be himself! He wants to perform a variety of ways to make farting noises at his school’s talent show, but they have banned him because the act is too inappropriate. The fact that he’s 7 and is good at something that pretty much everybody can find funny should be enough! What do you think?
We didn’t know that lingerie football was such a big deal for somebody to get THIS worked up!
Whoops! You can tell he’s a true hero because he looks like he doesn’t want any credit for what he did!
A 42-year-old Washington woman claims she has the world’s largest bottom, and she used it to make $28,000 in the past six months just by BALANCING things on her behind.
She has created the “butt shelf”: She can balance trays of food and drink… for a price.
The mother of three explains: “I often use my butt shelf to balance food on while I’m preparing family meals.
“It’s also great for balancing cleaning products on when I’m tidying the house or snacks when I’m lying on the sofa at night.”
She makes her money from hundreds of men every day, requesting pictures of her in her underwear.
She weighs more than 500 pounds and says she is like a giant Kim Kardashian.
BARBIE’S BUTT-BOOSTING DIET:
Breakfast: Pancakes, bacon and syrup with cereal and toast.
Snacks: Chocolate cake and a bag of peanut M&Ms.
Lunch: Tacos with cheese and all the toppings, entire chocolate cake.
Dinner: A large serving of homemade lasagne with bread.
How’s it made? By trapping live wasps in mason jar and letting them ferment for three years. Sound good? Let us know.
Deftones bassist Chi Cheng died early Saturday morning. He was 42. Cheng had been in a semi-conscious state since a 2008 car accident.
In a statement posted on the fan site Oneloveforchi.com, Cheng’s family wrote that he was taken to the emergency room where he died.
Cheng suffered major injuries and was left in a coma after a 2008 car crash. He was driving with his sister when they hit another car. He wasn’t wearing a seatbelt and was ejected. His sister was wearing hers, and only had minor injuries.
Cheng co-founded Deftones in the late 80s. He was a major part of the band’s success, performing on their first five albums.
Here is the Cheng family statement:
“Our dearest Family,
This is the hardest thing to write to you. Your love and heart and devotion to Chi was unconditional and amazing. I know that you will always remember him as a giant of a man on stage with a heart for every one of you. He was taken to the emergency room and at 3 am today his heart just suddenly stopped. He left this world with me singing songs he liked in his ear.
He fought the good fight. You stood by him sending love daily. He knew that he was very loved and never alone. I will write more later. I will be going through the oneloveforchi and any other information may not be reliable. If you have any stories or messages to share please send them to the onelove site. Please hold Mae and Ming and the siblings and especially Chi’s son, Gabriel in your prayers. It is so hard to let go.
With great love and “Much Respect!” Mom J (and Chi)”
It may also make you wanna ship your drawers and your bed while you’re at it.
As Memorial Day weekend inches closer and closer, the daily lineups for Rocklahoma have been announced – now you can finally start making your day-to-day plans!
Friday, Guns ‘N Roses will be headlining the night, taking the stage after Bush, Papa Roach, Device, Ratt, All That Remains, Clutch, Escape the Fate, The Sword, Otherwise, The Last Vegas, Zero Crossing, and Down & Dirty.
Saturday night, fans will be treated to a night capped off by Alice in Chains, with Bullet for my Valentine, Skillet, Halestorm, Asking Alexandria, Big Wreck, Young Guns, We as Humans, O’Brother, Mindset Evolution, and Gypsy Pistoleros.
The final night of Rocklahoma bill be headlined by Korn, with Cheap Trick, Hollywood Undead, Steel Panther, Dokken, Motionless in White, Thousand Foot Krutch, Red Line Chemistry, Heaven’s Basement, American Fangs, Scorpion Child, The Glitter Boys, and Firstryke.
Was it really an accident? Who knows. We love a good baseball fight though!!