Something tells me this girl has never been told, “No.” Either that or somebody drank too much pumpkin-spice laced booze before the game because she looks to be white-girl-wasted. K-State fans didn’t do this when Baylor robbed us of our National Title hopes. Those two are going to make some wonderfully obnoxious kids some day.
President Obama was a good sport on Between Two Ferns. And so, too, is “Bradley Pitts.”
Or so Brad Pitt is mis-introduced by Zach Galifianakis on the Funny or Die Web show in a hilarious new episode released Thursday.
Pretending to be the dumbest talk-show host alive, Galifianakis is known for being brutally deadpan with his guests. And Pitt gets a hail of abuse right from the start – on-screen text identifies him as “Bard Pit,” star of “12 Years a Salve,” and the first question he’s asked is about when he lost his virginity.
Galifianakis goes on to ask Pitt, 50, about his handsomeness and his acting talent (or lack thereof). And then he really gets personal with questions about Pitt’s wife, Angelina Jolie, and his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston – sort of. (You’ll have to watch to see how.)
At times, Pitt seems to be trying hard not to crack up; at other times, he looks appalled. But he manages to make a pitch for his charity, Make It Right, and for his new movie, Fury – even if Zach pronounces it “Furry.”
That looks pretty damn deep. The Schwartz is strong with this one!
Pretty good, but he doesn’t take requests. Also, don’t criticize his rhythm or he might shoot you. AMERICA.
Ozzy Osbourne said really loves being sober, and at 66-years-old, he feels the best he has in a long time.
Ozzy said if he had to give advice to his 21-year-old self he would tell him not to do drugs.
He now exercises a lot, goes for regular physicals and no longer smokes or drinks.
Ozzy relapsed in 2012 while Black Sabbath was working on their album, “13.” He had been sober for seven years up until that point.
It’s so simple, yet so perfect.
While classic pranks have grown increasingly intricate with props such as robotic devil children, this clip from YouTube jokester edbassmaster brought the prank back to a simpler time.
Edbassmaster surprised his victims, who were just trying to pose for a photo with a silly scarecrow, by revealing a deadly monster beneath the mask. Needless to say, these pics did not turn out as planned.
Her response was pretty good, but she should’ve fired back with something more like, “I’ve seen bigger.” Always classy in KC.
The K-Rock Crue got together to go check out the Zombie Toxin Haunted House in Junction City. We barely made it out alive, but we were given one item nobody else gets to take inside: A camera. This is what we saw.
Creepy, yeah? Yeah.
Now go to the Zombie Toxin Haunted House! Dark forces compel you!
Some methods of contraception are much easier to access than others: If you want condoms, you head to your local drug store and walk out two minutes later; if you want birth control pills… it’s a process. So what if a guy trying to buy condoms had to go through the same things as a woman who needs a birth control prescription?
A video created by BuzzFeed follows a guy in search of a “condom prescription” as he navigates an awkward talk with his father, an uncomfortable medical examination and the significant financial burden of said prescription — as well as a seriously frustrating conversation with his sexual partner when his “prescription” runs out.
BuzzFeed’s video highlights how complicated it is for women in particular to access certain forms of birth control — and how guys have it relatively easy in that respect (at least until a male birth control pill becomes available). Of course, there’s a reason that hormone pills are medically prescribed, unlike condoms, but the process shouldn’t be as stressful as it is.
Wouldn’t it be nice to pick up your birth control pills in the Duane Reade aisle next to the condoms? Wishful thinking – for now at least.