‘Tiny Alien’ found to have human DNA; still mysterious

So this little humanoid skeleton turned up in a Chilean desert some 10 years ago, prompting a hopeful number of people to go ahead and say we’ve discovered proof of extraterrestrial life.  Some testing has been completed and Discovery News is reporting that the skeleton has human DNA!  They also said that the humanoid was 6 to 8 years old when it died, and can’t totally explain the elongated skull and 10 ribs instead of the normal 12.

Deformed tiny human?  Or Alien?  Let us know!

The worst parallel parking job, ever.

Got some time to kill?  This woman took up over 30 minutes to parallel park in Belfast with a group of students cheering her on.  She finally gets it, though, to a roaring applause!  We also have a super sped up version if you don’t feel like watching this poor woman struggle for 15 minutes!

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Camel at KC Zoo tries to eat a toddler

You can’t make this up.

A camel tried to gobble a toddler as she sat next to her father while they traveled through the zoo’s drive-through safari in Kansas City.

The dad was showing his daughter the animals when the camel stuck its head through the open car window and started innocently munching on the girls head.

The parents say they are going to be more careful the next time they visit the zoo.

4/30 – Dan’s Fresh Load

Some good stuff out today!

Movies:

Silver Linings Playbook

Broken City

Music:

Deep Purple – Now What?!

 

Iggy and the Stooges – Ready to Die

 

Here they are performing “Burn” on the Colbert Report

 

Cauldron – Tomorrow’s Lost

 

Video Games:

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

Gonna have to go with new Cauldron for my pick today.  Can’t help it, I love metal!

Gronkowski sighting over the weekend

Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski paid a visit to Manhattan over the weekend to cheer on his younger bro Glen at the KSU Spring Game, and in true Gronk fashion, sampled the Manhattan party scene!  Looks like everyone involved had a good time!  If there’s one thing we know, it’s that Aggieville and Gronk are a perfect fit for each other.

Video: Korean teacher beats student; masturbates

Think they’re maybe a little on edge in Korea?  At least this teacher is!  A student was allegedly wearing headphones in his class and the teacher became irate and apparently beat the student up pretty good, then proceeded to drop trou and please himself in front of all the students.  Thought you weren’t allowed to have a loaded weapon at school?