His ball landed in a tree, so….. Sergio Garcia climbed about eight feet up, found his balance, then hit the ball behind him with a one-handed shot that earned him a roar from the crowd and eventually a double bogey.
A Texas woman accidentally burned her house down after she freaked out and set a snake on fire.
She was cleaning her yard when she spotted the snake. She poured gas on it and then her son dropped a lit match on the snake.
The burning snake slithered into some brush by the house. It ignited and started a fire that destroyed her home and damaged the one next door.
Both homes were empty at the time. No one was hurt.
Only in Russia…
Now I know I never want to witness this, sounds traumatic. – Dan
A 23-year-old grocery store clerk in Missouri unwrapped single sticks of chewing gun, applied his own body fluids to the gum, then gave it to his coworkers to eat.
The guy posted photos and captions on a pornographic website and included pictures of female co-workers as well as pictures of gum on a paper plate, once alongside a white fluid, another time soaking in a yellow fluid.
A woman who worked with the man got an anonymous message on her Facebook page telling her to go check out the pornographic site “because someone had posted pictures of her and embarrassing information.”
There are 10 victims, all female co-workers.
The guy admitted some of the women’s photos were ones he copied from their Facebook pages without their permission. Others, came from “a ‘spy camera’ that was hidden under his work apron.”
He told police the gum he gave them had not been soaked in an actual body fluid but in colored water. He also said he hated himself every time he did it and did not know why he did it.
He’ll be in court soon.
On working with producer Rick Rubin on Black Sabbath’s first album with Ozzy since 1978: “Every time I’ve seen him for the past 15 or 20 years, Rick Rubin’s always said to me that if Sabbath ever got back together, he wanted to produce us. Before we went into the studio, people were telling us that he’s always got five things going on at the same time, so he’ll be in there one day and then you won’t see him for three weeks. All I can say is that whenever I was in the studio, he was there. Rick Rubin is the producer and he knows what he’s doing. If this is anywhere near as successful as the Adele album he co-produced, I’ll be happy!”
On the possibility of Rubin sorting out an Ozzy-and-Adele collaboration: “I’d die a happy man, I think she’s fucking great. She’s not fucking botox-faced, she’s a normal, healthy girl who speaks in her native accent.”
An elderly man was taken to an Ohio hospital after being trapped at the bottom of a deep toilet for over an hour.
Apparently, the man stood on the toilet instead of sitting down, and he slipped and fell five feet down into the toilet pit.
The toilets appear normal from the outside, but rather than being hooked to a plumbing system, the seats open to a hole where the waste is treated and left to decompose.
The man was trapped for about 70 minutes, because it took some time for his family members to realize something was wrong, and then employees at the park had to be called to unlock the door and get to him.
The man was “covered in mess and scraped up,” when he was rescued, and his current condition is not known.
Since Randy Blythe’s acquittal of manslaughter charges in the Czech Republic, Lamb of God has been able to plan on touring, and they aren’t wasting any time! They’ll be kicking off a summer tour with Decapitated and Terror on May 16th in North Carolina. The band will be playing at the Cotillion in Wichita on June 9th.
In other LOG news, there’s an awesome retreat planned for this summer. From the press release:
The band announces today the Metal on the Mountain retreat July 15th through 19th to be held at the Full Moon Resort in Big Indian, New York. The weeklong retreat, which is limited to 170 fans, will feature activities aimed at musicians and non musicians alike. The curriculum, created by the band, will include guitar and drum clinics with Mark Morton, Willie Adler, and Chris Adler as well as group instruction, songwriting sessions and competitions, nightly jam sessions with the band and fans, band Q & A, the premiere of the LAMB OF GOD feature film scheduled for a fall theatrical release, and a full band concert the final night of the retreat. Long time band album designer Ken Adams will discuss the creation of LAMB OF GOD album and t-shirt designs and band tour manager and sound man Brian Griffin will instruct fans on the art of mixing a live metal show. Non-musical activities will include motorcycle excursions with bassist John Campbell, a seminar on primitive fire building by Randy Blythe, and a casino night. Also, all of the fans will enjoy all of the amenities available at the Full Moon Resort. For more information on the Metal on the Mountain retreat, go to metalonthemountain.com.
May-16 Asheville, NC The Orange Peel
May-17 Chattanooga, TN Track 29
May-18 Nashville, TN Marathon Music Works
May-19 Columbus, OH Rock on the Range
May-20 Columbia, MO Blue Note
May-22 Boulder, CO Boulder Theater
May-23 Salt Lake City, UT In The Venue
May-24 Boise, ID Revolution Center
May-25 Reno, NV Knitting Factory
May-26 Ventura, CA Ventura Theater
May-28 Tucson, AZ Rialto Theater
May-29 Anaheim, CA The Grove
May-31 Chico, CA Senator Theater
Jun-01 Portland, OR Roseland Ballroom
Jun-02 Kennewick, WA Toyota Ice Arena
Jun-03 Missoula, MT Wilma Theater
Jun-04 Billings, MT Shrine Auditorium
Jun-06 Fargo, ND The Venue
Jun-07 Madison, WI Orpheum Theater
Jun-08 Lincoln, NE Bourbon Theater
Jun-09 Wichita, KS The Cotillion
Jun-10 Tulsa, OK Cain’s Ballroom
Jun-12 Ft. Wayne, IN Pierre’s
Jun-13 Rochester, NY Water Street Music Hall
Jun-14 Atlantic City, NJ House of Blues
Jun-15 Montebello, QC Montebello Marina / D-Tox Fest
Jun-16 Portland, ME State Theater
Jun-18 Worcester, MA Palladium Ballroom
Jun-19 Baltimore, MD Rams Head
Jun-20 Norfolk, VA The Norva
So, this dude is our hero. He bought a house next to the Westboro Baptist Church and painted it with rainbow colors!
The man founded and runs a charity which supports orphanages in the developing world.