Harvard Students Invent Spray Cake Batter

Two students at Harvard invented spray cake batter.

The two came up with the cake batter in a spray can for a class project. It comes out of the can pre-risen, so it bakes in less time and is microwavable.

They also say it’s organic and has less chemicals than traditional box cakes.

The two have already found a seller and now they are looking for a local manufacturer so they can start selling it at stores.

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Ventriloquist Uses Puppet For Sex

A 26-year-old ventriloquist who said she lives in the Pacific Northwest is gaining popularity online by having sex with her puppet, Slappy.

The former stripper said she would only get 10 to 20 people to watch her sex show online but since having sex with the puppet, her “room” now has hundreds of people watching.

She first used Slappy to keep herself inspired during her sex shows but decided to start having sex with him to gain popularity. She said their role play sex includes the doll dressed as Willy Wonka while she dresses up as an oompa loompa.

They even have a freaky Friday routine where she dresses like Slappy while the doll wears her clothes.

She admits having Slappy as part of her shows is a way for her to practice to become a better ventriloquist.

Mugger Gets Beat Up By Victim, Loses Flip Flop

The ‘ol attempted scooter purse mugging. It’s one of the oldest robbery tricks in the book. Unfortunately for this mugger, this woman ain’t one to back down, and she’s able to fight off the would-be robber.

Have you ever seen a mugger get bitched this hard?

1. He lets a LADY manhandle him, even though he has the element of surprise on his side.

2. He falls off of his scooter like a little bitch.

3. She turns the tables on him by taking some of his fallen belongings, including his flip flop.

4. She decides, “I don’t want your gross shit,” and hands it back to him!

Dude, you need to go into a new profession. You’re not suited for the world of scooter purse muggings.

How ’bout his choice of footwear though? As a rule, no man should wear flip flops outside of a beach/pool environment, but especially when you’re gearing up for scooter purse muggings, flops are just a liability. Do yourself a favor and throw on some Nikes next time.

NYC “Ref”Hands Out Penalty Cards For Annoying Behavior

We think this should be a real thing!

Nobody likes it when you’re sitting down to lunch with a friend and they spend 90% of their time with you taking pictures of their food so they can post it on Instagram. Hell, no one likes people who take selfies in public either. Are they impacting you in any way? No, but do I still get annoyed out of some misplaced sense of “Yurr so dumbb?” Yep. But now we have the Social Media Referee, who not only yells at these people in public but also throws red and yellow cards at them. He even goes so far as to throw the subway a card for smelling like piss, as it surely deserves.