Three Days Grace revealed the title of their new album is “Human” and will be out March 31st.
The album will be the first with new lead singer Matt Walst who began touring with the band in 2013 after original lead singer Adam Gontier left. He was made a permanent member shortly after.
The Internet is obsessed with both zombies and cats. So by that standard, we’ve just found the next biggest Internet celebrity.
52-year-old Ellis Hutson of Tampa, Florida had a cat named Bart, who was hit by a car earlier this month. Ellis rushed him to the hospital, but it was too late . . . Bart was dead. So Ellis gave him a quick funeral and buried him.
But five days later . . . Bart showed up at the house ALIVE. Which means Bart is a ZOMBIE CAT. That’s the theory we like most, anyway.
The second best theory is that Bart was just unconscious after the accident, woke up underground after he’d been buried, dug his way out of the grave, and wandered back home.
Bart was busted up pretty bad from the accident . . . so to add to his zombie vibe, he had scratches on his face and a dead eye.
Vets are treating him now and say they expect him to survive . . . but he’ll probably lose his eye.
A Mississippi law passed in 2012 restricted teachers from teaching condom use in sex ed classes. In response, educator and education reform advocate Sanford Johnson developed a simple (and pretty funny) workaround: Sock Education:
Whether you’re wearing an athletic shoe, or whether you’re using a dress shoe, it doesn’t matter to me as long as your foot is protected…. Make sure that you have on a sock.
Great workaround considering most guys become familiar with this concept using a sock alone in their bedroom anyway.
Much to the delight of football fans everywhere, the people of Bad Lip Reading have taken on the 2014 NFL season and made magic happen.
Nobody can forget the hilarious video that Bad Lip Reading created back in 2013. Thankfully, another installment has been produced, and it’s as good as ever.
Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx was asked a question about Justin Bieber. Nikki responded by flipping off the camera with both hands.
Sixx and Vince Neil were doing an interview with WGN in Chicago to talk about their farewell tour and here’s what happened:
Watch this lady totally freak out over missing her ferry. She turns into a seven year old in a matter of seconds and it’s all caught on video.
Don’t just flush that dead goldfish down the toilet. Give him the funeral he deserves. He’s a GOLDFISH! Send him off like a viking!
Researchers at the University of Rochester in New York have come up with a new type of metal that’s so water-resistant, drops of water literally BOUNCE right off of it. And they posted a pretty cool video that shows how it works.
They’re hoping to use it for electronics some day, or on airplane wings to prevent them from getting covered in ice.
I want my next phone to be made out of this. Also, my toilet seat.
Spoiler: It doesn’t go very well.