Ozzy Osbourne Faces $27,000 Bat Removal Bill

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Ozzy Osbourne will have to pay $27,400 to have an infestation of bats removed from his home.

It’s not what you think. Ozzy isn’t hoarding an evil army of bats, or even keeping them for consumption at a later date. Turns out that bats are all protected in the UK and Ozzy wants to build some apartments. So he’s gotta take care of these bats.

The bats have been living there since May but Ozzy finally got permission to have them removed. He still has to get a license before they can be removed. Maybe the bats knew he was the Prince of Darkness and decided to make the barn on his property their home knowing it would be a huge hassle. It’s not like Ozzy can go all himself on the bats and start chomping, because then he’d be in a lot of trouble under the Wildlife and Countryside Act.

If Ozzy had them removed illegally he would be facing a fine up to $7,600 per bat or a 6 month jail sentence. All of this is so un-metal!

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Billie Joe Armstrong Lands Another Movie Role

Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong landed a role in the upcoming movie, “Like Sunday, Like Rain”which will be released March 13th.

The plot follows a woman who cares for a 12-year-old cello prodigy. Armstrong plays a troubled boyfriend.

The movie won several awards at the Williamsburg Independent Film Festival.

Armstrong will also be in the movie, “Geezer” which is out later this year. His character is a 40-year-old husband and man who goes through a mid-life crisis and finds out his ex-girlfriend and former bandmates have moved on with their lives.

Randy Quaid Has Youtube Meltdown Rant

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Troubled actor Randy Quaid ripped media mogul Rupert Murdoch in a video rant, claiming the NewsCorp exec ‘still hasn’t thanked’ him for starring in the 1996 movie “Independence Day”.

In the video, Quaid’s wife Evgina sits on the bed in a bikini while the 64-year-old actor rips Warner Bros and News Corp.

It ends with Evi putting on a Rupert Murdoch mask before Quaid apparently has sex with her. Randy says, ‘You wanna f*** me Rupert? Well, I’m gonna f*** you. Evi, put this on,’ Quaid says to the camera before supposedly getting busy.

The married couple has openly expressed their belief that an evil Hollywood sect wants to kill them.

Quaid is the older brother of actor Dennis Quaid and is slated to reprise his role in the next “Independence Day” movie. It would be his first role in at least five years.

Currently, he and his wife are suing US Secretary of State John Kerry to recover their passports which were revoked three years ago after they failed to appear in court for charges of vandalism, fleeing to Canada instead.

Is he crazy? Is he the best method actor we’ve ever known? Is he actually onto something?

NY Cop Pulls Gun on Teens Having SnowBall Fight (NSFW Language)

A cop in New Rochelle, New York pulled his gun on teens who were throwing snowballs.

The cop was called to a snowball fight and video shows him walking from a patrol car, shouting “don’t f*****g move, guys!” at the group of six teens.

He demands they get down on their knees, and frisks one while pointing his gun towards the others.

So far the police department has refused to comment on the incident.