We WISH! The Empire WOULD be in Germany, though. They seem to have a knack for imperial organization and Darth Vader shaped helmets.
This video by Steve Barley was posted online in 2013, but it has only gone viral now with over a quarter million new views! Steve loves to feed the squirrels in his neighborhood, but he also likes to make it a challenge. So he built three obstacle courses for his furry friends to accomplish before they can enjoy their nuts. So cute!
Everything was fine until he told them to ‘step away from my sh%t!’. That’s when old ladies go wild, apparently.
Two tour buses for Styx and Foreigner” caught fire yesterday while the bands are out on their, “The Soundtrack Of Summer” tour.
The buses were empty at the time of the fire and no one was hurt. How the fire started still isn’t known at this time.
The bands will be playing in Camden, New Jersey tonight. They started the tour on May 16th.
A guy with a 10-inch ding dong bought some girth through penoplasty.
Billy-Tom O’Conner admits that now he’s so big a few women have declined sex with him.
’Conner said “I always had a big one and I wanted an absolute monster. I wanted a monster so I got one.” And then he showed his “absolute monster” on live television.
Everyone loves a good impression, so how ’bout more than two dozen of them?
This duo teamed up for an original song comprised of 29 spot-on impressions.
From classics like Sinatra to surprising choices like Ray Romano, this tune is catchy and funny all at once.
A Florida man was arrested for speeding away from a traffic stop while a cop was hanging onto his truck.
The man was pulled over after the cop found out his license had been suspended 7 times this year.
He took off to avoid getting arrested but the cop was able to pull himself inside the truck and convinced the man to stop.
The man is a horse jockey who has earned $26.7 million in purse money in 9,853 starts.
Way to keep people entertained for about two minutes, bro! Also, you would think for the amount of time this dude must’ve spent on this shirt, he’d at least be a little better at Tetris.
How fitting for 4th of July week! But really, Wallace is only famous because of Mel Gibson. With that, we’re rooting for Washington on this one. USA! USA! USA!
Who says working out has to be a boring chore? Why can’t it be a highly erotic fetish? Whatever floats your boat.
Mistress Anna started the business two years ago when she decided to combine her two loves. What does she make her clients do? Well, normal stuff like squats and lunges – but with weights attached to their dongs! Yikes.