A guy shoplifted some shoes, a hat, a watch, and some underwear from a Walmart in Mobile, Alabama last week. And maybe he had prior arrests or something . . . because he turned into SPIDER-MAN to avoid being arrested.
A security guard caught him in the act, and locked him in an office until the cops got there. At least . . . that was the plan.
The guy managed to climb into the air vents . . . crawled 20 feet . . . kicked out the ceiling tiles . . . dropped down onto the door frame of the front entrance . . . jumped to the ground . . . avoided at least a dozen people trying to catch him . . . and ran away.
A guy named Brannan Lynn was eating at a McDonald’s IN the Walmart . . . now THAT’S America . . . and managed to get video of it.
This has to be the quickest way to get messed up on booze and weed. This is ingenuity any college student can get behind! This is also great for a party animal on the go. Chug your beer and get your weed at the SAME TIME! Brilliant!
This has just won the Internet in our opinion. This is the best possible way the feud between these two could’ve continued. There are burns on David Spade and Rob Schneider, a leg gets used, and the fight even gets relevant with a little Ebola action. Enjoy!
The Jon Stewart/Seth Rollins feud has really been heating up. It all started with Rollins saying some not-so-nice things about The Daily Show, then with Stewart cutting a promo in return. After that, Rollins actually showed up at The Daily Show and ‘invited’ Jon Stewart to come to Raw when they were in New Jersey.
Not only did Jon Stewart show up, he proceeded to verbally skewer Rollins until Rollins and his friends got in Stewart’s face. Things weren’t looking good for Jon Stewart, as Rollins’ physicality was the only tool left to stop the onslaught of verbal abuse by The Daily Show host. With Rollins distracted by the sudden appearance of Randy Orton, Jon Stewart delivered a low-blow to buy enough time to escape the ring. We’ll see what happens next!