For some crazy reason, a teenager tried to take a selfie in front of an oncoming train. He was a “safe distance” from the train, but things didn’t go as expected.
As he was taking video, he took a boot to the side of the face.
The train’s engineer thought the close-to-a-speeding-train picture was a bad idea, so he yelled and then kicked the teen directly in the head.
A staged abduction at a park in Sequim, Washington caused parents to panic and call 911.
A van pulled over next to a playground full of kids and a man in a ski mask jumped out, ran up to a little boy, picked him up and jumped back in the van.
Parents started calling 911 while kids and parents on the playground panicked.
The van came back moments later and the people inside told everyone they were making an educational video on child abductions — and the boy’s mother was in on it.
Bravo! That dude deserves a raise.
I’ve been really curious to see the Creationist version of The Cosmos with the same special effects treatment, and here it is! It’s glorious.
In a funny performance at the this year’s College Unions Poetry Slam Invitational, a dad from Utah runs down all the ways he’s been preparing for the boy who might one day break his daughter’s heart.
Some of the lines from his poem:
‘To the boys who will one day date my daughter,’ ‘I have been waiting for you.
‘Since before her birth. since before my spark took hold and ignited a fire in her mother’s belly, I have been training to kill you.’
‘Pay no attention to my ample crawlspace, my room with a rubber mat and a drain. Be careful to only approach me with love for my daughter. ‘
‘To the girls who may one day date my daughter: My wife is a better shot than I am.’
Check it out!
Seriously, just wait for it. The payoff is worth it.
A Tennessee couple who used a melted gummy bear to spice up their sex life were featured on the TLC show, “Sex Sent Me To The E.R.”
The guy got his girlfriend the giant gummy bear as a gift. They decided to heat up the candy and drizzled the goo on the woman’s chest. She said her chest felt like it was on fire because the candy never cooled after making contact. She ended up suffering sugar burns.
The boyfriend tried to lick the goo off her chest but ended up burning his tongue.
And he doesn’t care if he has to jump over a tall gate to do it. At least a littler of puppies won’t be a surprise, thanks to this surveillance camera.
I’ve always said I would prefer it this way, but I’m not so sure after watching this vid. – Dan
This dude has found the most memorable parts of a bunch of songs and put em all together in little two second snippets. Just as you figure out the riff, he’s already moved on!