Japanese Schoolgirl Ninjas Will Blow Your Mind

This video by Japanese channel SUNTORY starts off innocently enough. It seems to just feature two girls playing and chasing each other in school. But things quickly escalate. Viewers soon realize we have two parkour ninja masters on our hands. The clip has instantly gone viral with over 850,000 views!

Drugging Girls in Public Prank Goes Violently Wrong

Some bro thought he was a viral genius, thought he could make a prank video called “drugging girls in public.” As it turns out, it was a bad idea and he got his ass beat as a result. Stupid is as stupid does.

I’m not sure who’s dumber here—this SoFloAntonio guy or YouTube for letting him profit from it. They might be equally dumb. My favorite part of the video is when he started crying. That made me laugh. More videos of guys crying after doing stupid shit please.

Guy builds biggest fart machine ever to fart at France! (video)

Colin Furze wants to build a giant butt and fart at France from Dover. That’s why he has built the biggest valveless pulse jet machine ever—these engines powered the Nazi V-1 bombs that terrified London during WW2 making an infernal noise that sounds like a furious fart from hell.

Now that the engine is done he’s actually going to build a gigantic butt, install the machine in its anus, put the whole thing on the cliffs of Dover, point it at France, and fart on July 24—around 6-7pm local time.

Here he is building the butt.

World’s Scariest Park Ride Is 100 Foot Free Fall

No, it’s not the world’s tallest water slide, or tallest/fastest coaster, and it probably didn’t cost very much to make.  In Denmark, you can free fall 100 feet onto a mesh net. That’s it.  That’s all there is to it.  That’s all it takes to scare the piss out of a rider.  Would you do it?

Check Out This 7’1″ 8th Grade Basketball Player

Meet Connor Vanover from Little Rock, Arkansas. This kid is definitely the secret weapon on his basketball team.  Recruiters are already salivating over this kid.

From youtube:

“Connor Vanover is a 7’1 Eighth Grader with a silky jumper. The Class of 2018 Prospect has range out to the three point line and is very skilled around the basket. Vanover tips in missed shots with ease and is very mobile for a player his age and size. Vanover has played well against the best competition in the country attending John Lucas Camps, CP3 Rising Stars Camp, and CrossRoads Elite Camp.”

If First Dates Were Like Tinder

I was thinking it’d be more like the act of swiping those you’re not interested in to an abyss never to be heard from again, but, rather, it focuses on the way more entertaining aspect of dudes immediately flashing d*ck pics, asking to get laid, and overall weak-ass attempts to get a girl into bed.

This Old Man Turns Down For Nothing

This old man feels the music.

Forget about faith making the sick well, all they need is a little Lil’ Jon. Alright, he’s obviously not dancing to Turn Down For What, but whatever music is playing is making the old man move. But why is this video only sixteen seconds? Why did he stop filming?

Did the old man die? Even if, why did he stop recording?!?