An Illinois woman is suing two men who assaulted her and her daughter with sex toys while they were at a haunted house.
The woman said two men dressed as clowns were holding a vibrating sex toy and a teddy bear with a vibrator attached to its groin area.
She said the men surrounded her daughter and poked her all over her body including her buttocks. One of the men put the vibrator in his mouth simulating oral sex and asked the girl if she wanted more.
The men were arrested and charged with sexual battery. assault and infliction of emotional distress. She is seeking $50,000 in damages for each charge.
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That looks pretty damn deep. The Schwartz is strong with this one!
Pretty good, but he doesn’t take requests. Also, don’t criticize his rhythm or he might shoot you. AMERICA.
It’s so simple, yet so perfect.
While classic pranks have grown increasingly intricate with props such as robotic devil children, this clip from YouTube jokester edbassmaster brought the prank back to a simpler time.
Edbassmaster surprised his victims, who were just trying to pose for a photo with a silly scarecrow, by revealing a deadly monster beneath the mask. Needless to say, these pics did not turn out as planned.
Goodbye glaucoma, hangovers, and anxiety attacks!
Afroman joins up with NORML and releases a remix of “Because I Got High” with a positive spin to promote legalization of marijuana.
Hey, we dig it!
Oh. So you have exactly $2,240, but you don’t know what to do with it?
Consider the chair screamer, the prop that will make you win Halloween.
Her response was pretty good, but she should’ve fired back with something more like, “I’ve seen bigger.” Always classy in KC.
The K-Rock Crue got together to go check out the Zombie Toxin Haunted House in Junction City. We barely made it out alive, but we were given one item nobody else gets to take inside: A camera. This is what we saw.
Creepy, yeah? Yeah.
Now go to the Zombie Toxin Haunted House! Dark forces compel you!
Want to know how stupid you look when you’re taking a selfie, by yourself, in public? Watch this woman in a bikini try and try and try and try again and again to take the PERRRFECT selfie and you’ll understand.
One of the best we’ve seen all year. There’s some good mashups out there, but this one REALLY works! It also does an excellent job of getting your ass ready to take on the world.