Who needs lyrics, anyway?
A Virginia man has been convicted of assault and battery for beating up his roommate after the roommate drew a penis on his face while he slept.
The man and his two roommates were out drinking before they came home and the man fell asleep on the couch.
The victim decided to prank him by drawing a penis on his face with a black dry erase marker, and when he woke up he repeatedly punched the victim in the face.
As a result of the assault, the victim suffered a broken nose, an eye that was swollen shut and other facial injuries.
Penis Face was sentenced to a $1,250 fine on the misdemeanor charge, but received no additional jail time.
Cops in Houston said some clumsy criminals wanted for firing shots inside a lingerie business.
The suspects walked into the boutique around 3 a.m. and surveillance cameras were rolling. Two of the men had weapons. The suspect with the revolver apparently bumped into the suspect with the rifle, causing the rifle to discharge.
The shot spooked the suspects and both men started shooting. Cops believe they thought they were being shot. Almost a dozen rounds were fired in the store.
No customers were inside at the time. Two workers hid and didn’t get hurt.
Cops are hoping someone can help identify the shooters.
The best part about Jon Lajoie has always been that he’s not sugarcoating anything. He wants to whore himself out for money. Use his damn song in your commercial!
A Los Angeles reporter’s live news report was interrupted by a shirtless man who asked her out on a date.
The man told the reporter she was super pretty and asked if she wanted to go out sometime.
He was told they were on live TV but he didn’t seem to care. He was walking his dog and was watching a fire that he said was pretty cool.
It isn’t known if she said yes to the date. Doubtful, as she’s married.
Well, that looked terrible. So many questions, though: Does this happen often? Does the snake disappear or get bigger? Why didn’t that a-hole filming do something about it? These are things we may never know.
Robert Jeffrey Blank graduated from Davenport University in Grand Rapids, Mich. over the weekend. And he decided to try to do a back flip onstage.
His back flip is now in the same league as this guy’s:
These totally cute kittens really suck at being DJ’s.
Tuesday, April 29th is World Make-A-Wish Day.
Luke A. Hauserman from Clay Center was diagnosed with ALL~Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia on August 28th, 2013 at just seven years old. His dream to meet pro wrestler John Cena came true Monday night in St. Louis at Monday Night Raw.
John Cena has “granted more wishes” than any other celebrity at 404 wishes and is the most requested celebrity for The Make-A-Wish Foundation. Luke got to participate with two other Make-A-Wish kids.
We think Luke is tops and are thrilled that he had his wish granted. Keep kicking butt, Luke! Check out his “Pray for Luke” page to stay up to date with his fight.