Sometimes the planets align, the moon is just right, and a night out at a Taco Bell drive thru pays off.
Like the night this dude and his girlfriend ran into a totally loaded Charlie Sheen.
Bonus: Charlie is wearing a low-cut blouse.
What is 5’0″, 100 lbs, and 100% badass? Kacy Catanzaro! The former college gymnast became the first woman to qualify for the American Ninja Warrior Final. Up next, she’ll ascend the 70 foot Mt. Midoriyama in Las Vegas.
Wrapping up season 3 of Epic Rap Battles of History we present:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. The Artists they are named after!
A father fighting pancreatic cancer made an “Eye of the Tiger” video…. to inspire others,.
Darren Mullery (of Ireland) also did it “for his daughter to see when she’s older how brave her dad is and how he put up a fight to beat this disease.”
The 39-year-old man was diagnosed in August 2013, and he and his wife had their first child in December.
He’s our hero!
Talk about multitasking!
In this video, Canadian musician and wakesurfer Chris Hau shows us how to rock at surfing in the most literal way: by jamming out on his electric guitar while catching waves.
This hailstorm caught on video looks like the end of the world!
Bonus: A Russian girl in an American flag bikini.
Just follow the directions, sit back, and enjoy your trip to outer space. Okay, so it’s not THAT instense of a hallucination. But the walls… they’re moving! Ahh!
A 26-year-old ventriloquist who said she lives in the Pacific Northwest is gaining popularity online by having sex with her puppet, Slappy.
The former stripper said she would only get 10 to 20 people to watch her sex show online but since having sex with the puppet, her “room” now has hundreds of people watching.
She first used Slappy to keep herself inspired during her sex shows but decided to start having sex with him to gain popularity. She said their role play sex includes the doll dressed as Willy Wonka while she dresses up as an oompa loompa.
They even have a freaky Friday routine where she dresses like Slappy while the doll wears her clothes.
She admits having Slappy as part of her shows is a way for her to practice to become a better ventriloquist.
This woman in LA rented a room to a friendly stripper. Over a year things changed dramatically and the stripper became the tenant from hell!
Now the homeowner is paying the stripper to get out of her house. Strippers, guns, and cats:
The ‘ol attempted scooter purse mugging. It’s one of the oldest robbery tricks in the book. Unfortunately for this mugger, this woman ain’t one to back down, and she’s able to fight off the would-be robber.
Have you ever seen a mugger get bitched this hard?
1. He lets a LADY manhandle him, even though he has the element of surprise on his side.
2. He falls off of his scooter like a little bitch.
3. She turns the tables on him by taking some of his fallen belongings, including his flip flop.
4. She decides, “I don’t want your gross shit,” and hands it back to him!
Dude, you need to go into a new profession. You’re not suited for the world of scooter purse muggings.
How ’bout his choice of footwear though? As a rule, no man should wear flip flops outside of a beach/pool environment, but especially when you’re gearing up for scooter purse muggings, flops are just a liability. Do yourself a favor and throw on some Nikes next time.