GRAPHIC: Snake Eats Itself

Well, that looked terrible.  So many questions, though:  Does this happen often?  Does the snake disappear or get bigger?  Why didn’t that a-hole filming do something about it?  These are things we may never know.

Luke Hauserman From Clay Center, KS Meets John Cena Through The Make-A-Wish Foundation

Tuesday, April 29th is World Make-A-Wish Day.

Luke A. Hauserman from Clay Center was diagnosed with ALL~Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia on August 28th, 2013 at just seven years old. His dream to meet pro wrestler John Cena came true Monday night in St. Louis at Monday Night Raw.

John Cena has “granted more wishes” than any other celebrity at 404 wishes and is the most requested celebrity for The Make-A-Wish Foundation. Luke got to participate with two other Make-A-Wish kids.

We think Luke is tops and are thrilled that he had his wish granted. Keep kicking butt, Luke! Check out his “Pray for Luke” page to stay up to date with his fight.

Dude Lets Lizard Crawl Into Penis, Makes Visit to ER

A Chicago man ended up in the hospital after a legless lizard crawled up his penis and caused him a lot of pain.

He told medics that his wife recently told him he wasn’t adventurous enough in bed, so he decided to let a lizard into their bed to make things more exciting.

The man was taking pleasure in the feeling of the lizard crawling up his man parts, and everything was fine until the lizard got scared.

It ended up running up his penis, causing him to need reconstructive surgery and a catheter.