What about barking? Does that translate into, “I’m a complete dog, and every dog has it’s day, right?”
Other than being completely terrifying, this bear who thinks it’s people could quite possibly put an end to all this Sasquatch business. Seriously, from a long distance, add a little motion blur, and the right angle, and boom: You’ve got a walking legend.
Our money says this particular bear is probably more scared of us than we are of him in this instance, and is desperately trying to fit in by walking on his hind legs. “If I just stay up on two legs, maybe they won’t notice me, and hopefully I don’t get shot.” Good luck with that, bear!
I just piloted a jet ski for the first time in my adult life this summer, and I managed to scare the crap out of my passenger when it got a little choppy. But this. Yikes. Good reflexes on that hottie! – Dan
If you don’t already think Chris Pratt is super awesome this video of him rapping Eminem’s “Forgot About Dre” will convince you.
Bro high fives all around!
Meet LuAyne Brown, world’s heaviest pole dancer. She signed up for the best pole dancing school package she could find, and hasn’t looked back. She says she’s never felt sexier! Our hats are off and dollar bills are out for this woman. Hell yeah!
All we can think of when this guy is fast clapping is how fast he probably faps.
EMT’s in New Jersey broke a car window and saved a doll after thinking it was a real baby.
Neighbors spotted the “child” in the car seat and called 911 thinking the baby had passed out from the heat.
It turns out the 2-year-old who owned the doll, left the toy in the car seat. Probably scared the fake piss outta that doll.
It wasn’t known if EMT’s will pay for the broken window.
Wasn’t known? They damn sure better be payin’ for that!
“Do you even lift, mate?” Seriously, though. I wanna know what his protein regimen is. Does he drink breast milk before or after lifting? HGH? So many questions.
A Pennsylvania man spotted a woman speeding down his street, so?
He threw a chair through her car’s windshield.
The woman thought the man was taking the chair out of the road so she slowed down. She said the windshield shattered which threw pieces of glass into her and her passenger’s face.
A toddler in the vehicle also suffered a bloody lip.
The man was arrested and charged with reckless endangerment, assault and propelling a missile into an occupied vehicle.