Dude Lets Lizard Crawl Into Penis, Makes Visit to ER

A Chicago man ended up in the hospital after a legless lizard crawled up his penis and caused him a lot of pain.

He told medics that his wife recently told him he wasn’t adventurous enough in bed, so he decided to let a lizard into their bed to make things more exciting.

The man was taking pleasure in the feeling of the lizard crawling up his man parts, and everything was fine until the lizard got scared.

It ended up running up his penis, causing him to need reconstructive surgery and a catheter.

Dude Practices Karate in Tesla on Highway, Possibly on Drugs

Is that karate, or is he trying to direct traffic?

A California man caused a scene after he stripped and stood up through the sun roof in his car… on Pacific Coast Highway.

He was working on his martial arts moves as paramedics arrived on the scene.

Firefighters said the man either suffered a mental breakdown or he was under the influence of a controlled substance.

Dog Plays Fetch With Himself

This must be the dog equivalent of bouncing a tennis ball against a wall.  This is seriously one clever pooch.  The dog rests the ball on the stairs in a way that allows him to get down to the bottom step in time to catch the ball.

EFFED UP HEADLINE: Woman creates painting using her vajayjay (video)

An artist at the Art Cologne fair in Germany created a painting by projecting eggs filled with paint from her vagina.

The woman stood completely naked on the street on top of two platforms where she shot the eggs onto the canvas.

She called the masterpiece the, “PlopEggs Painting.” The work is “about the creation of fear, the symbolic strength of the casual and the creative power of the ferminity.”

The painting oddly resembles a uterus.