Something tells me this girl has never been told, “No.” Either that or somebody drank too much pumpkin-spice laced booze before the game because she looks to be white-girl-wasted. K-State fans didn’t do this when Baylor robbed us of our National Title hopes. Those two are going to make some wonderfully obnoxious kids some day.
(NSFW) VIDEO: “Reading Rainbow” Host LeVar Burton Reads “Go The F— To Sleep” to a bunch of adults that look like children sitting in a circle.
President Obama was a good sport on Between Two Ferns. And so, too, is “Bradley Pitts.”
Or so Brad Pitt is mis-introduced by Zach Galifianakis on the Funny or Die Web show in a hilarious new episode released Thursday.
Pretending to be the dumbest talk-show host alive, Galifianakis is known for being brutally deadpan with his guests. And Pitt gets a hail of abuse right from the start – on-screen text identifies him as “Bard Pit,” star of “12 Years a Salve,” and the first question he’s asked is about when he lost his virginity.
Galifianakis goes on to ask Pitt, 50, about his handsomeness and his acting talent (or lack thereof). And then he really gets personal with questions about Pitt’s wife, Angelina Jolie, and his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston – sort of. (You’ll have to watch to see how.)
At times, Pitt seems to be trying hard not to crack up; at other times, he looks appalled. But he manages to make a pitch for his charity, Make It Right, and for his new movie, Fury – even if Zach pronounces it “Furry.”
It’s Hollywood, what do you expect.
We’ve seen a lot of these cool light show videos each year around the holidays. This one takes the cake!
An Illinois woman is suing two men who assaulted her and her daughter with sex toys while they were at a haunted house.
The woman said two men dressed as clowns were holding a vibrating sex toy and a teddy bear with a vibrator attached to its groin area.
She said the men surrounded her daughter and poked her all over her body including her buttocks. One of the men put the vibrator in his mouth simulating oral sex and asked the girl if she wanted more.
The men were arrested and charged with sexual battery. assault and infliction of emotional distress. She is seeking $50,000 in damages for each charge.
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That looks pretty damn deep. The Schwartz is strong with this one!
Pretty good, but he doesn’t take requests. Also, don’t criticize his rhythm or he might shoot you. AMERICA.
It’s so simple, yet so perfect.
While classic pranks have grown increasingly intricate with props such as robotic devil children, this clip from YouTube jokester edbassmaster brought the prank back to a simpler time.
Edbassmaster surprised his victims, who were just trying to pose for a photo with a silly scarecrow, by revealing a deadly monster beneath the mask. Needless to say, these pics did not turn out as planned.
Goodbye glaucoma, hangovers, and anxiety attacks!
Afroman joins up with NORML and releases a remix of “Because I Got High” with a positive spin to promote legalization of marijuana.
Hey, we dig it!