Who needs women with meaty hands when Burmese pythons are available for massages?
FEARLESS tourists are relaxing with massages – dished out by four giant Burmese pythons weighing a combined 250kg. Visitors to Cebu City Zoo in the Philippines can undergo the ssspa treatment from the snakes, which measure up to five metres long. Each python is fed 10 or more chickens prior to each massage, to curb any hunger pangs. And the treatment is free for those brave enough.
Grab a tissue. Meet Layka. She was a combat dog in the military and got shot by an AK-47 four times at point blank range. After 7 grueling hours of surgery and a leg amputation, she survived. Staff Sgt. Julian McDonald went far out of his way to adopt her afterwards. Thanks to National Geographic for this heartwarming viral video.
Until this morning, I had no idea what a frog split was. Now, thanks to the lovely Kino, I have intimate knowledge of what it takes to OH MY GOD, WHAT IS SHE DOING?! That doesn’t even look right, stop it.
You may poke your eye out. Seriously, these dudes can’t even be trusted with one of the dumbest science experiments known to man? I’d love to see what they can manage to do with a little bit of gun powder .
This cat has had it up to here with everyone and their mom trying to upload vids of themselves singing “Let it Go” from Frozen. Naturally, the cat goes all Jon Taffer on the whole thing and shuts it down.
This is actually a pretty brilliant plan. Might work better if you turn around and use the advice within moments of asking for it, but it seems that the best ‘wingman’ you can get is the girl herself? Mind blown.