Here’s Johnny: Dude Chops Through Neighbor’s Door With Machete

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54-year-old Twain Thomas was sentenced to 15 years in prison last week . . . for chopping through his neighbor’s door with a MACHETE last February, and trying to KILL him.

Twain had actually kicked the guy’s door in once before, so he bought a gun.  And this time, the neighbor defended himself by shooting him THREE TIMES.  Twain survived though, and a video of him busting through the door is up on YouTube.

Redneck Aussie vs Industrial Air Compressor

An older Australian guy attempts to smoke a cigarette and drink a beer in front of a powerful blast of air from an industrial sized air compressor. What happens next will have you in tears. Or not. Either way, you’re about to see a mortal man go up against a huge piece of machinery. Just watch it.

Billboard for Vag Rejuvenation Angers Local Mom

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A mom in Florida is upset that there is a billboard for vaginal tightening near her kids’ school.

The ad is for a local cosmetic surgery center which is known for their shocking ads.

The woman is now fighting to have the ad taken down. She filed formal complaints with the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, as well as the Department of Consumer Services.

Dog Loves Taking Herself to the Park, Rides the Bus

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A two-year-old Black Labrador rides a bus, alone, and gets off at a dog park in Seattle.

Passengers said the dog walks down the aisle and sits in a seat just like a person would. The dog’s owner saidEclipse gets impatient if he is taking too long and gets on the bus herself.

He gets on the next bus and Eclipse is waiting for him at the dog park.

He has received several calls from people who believed the dog ran away.

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