NSFW: Full ‘Shovel Fight’ Video

You’ve probably seen the vine with this girl Miranda getting hit in the head with a shovel. What you haven’t seen, though, is the full video.  Sure, there’s some good fight exchanges, but also some weird pauses to talk about chickens and pets.

Best part, though, is the foreshadowing at the very beginning of the video.  NSFW.

Dude Films Self Driving Like an A-Hole, Rear Ends Car

An 18-year-old dude was arrested in Florida after filming two crashes he was responsible for.

He uploaded the video onto YouTube and called it, “me driving like an idiot.”

The teen was seen racing over a causeway and squeezing between two cars with only inches to spare. The video ends after he rear-ended a vehicle– but the teen didn’t stop until he caused a second accident.

Five people were taken to the hospital including the teen, but no one was seriously injured.

EFFED UP HEADLINE: Guy Convicted of Assault on Roommate Who Drew a Penis on His Face (mugshot)

A Virginia man has been convicted of assault and battery for beating up his roommate after the roommate drew a penis on his face while he slept.

The man and his two roommates were out drinking before they came home and the man fell asleep on the couch.

The victim decided to prank him by drawing a penis on his face with a black dry erase marker, and when he woke up he repeatedly punched the victim in the face.

As a result of the assault, the victim suffered a broken nose, an eye that was swollen shut and other facial injuries.

Penis Face was sentenced to a $1,250 fine on the misdemeanor charge, but received no additional jail time.