Colin Furze wants to build a giant butt and fart at France from Dover. That’s why he has built the biggest valveless pulse jet machine ever—these engines powered the Nazi V-1 bombs that terrified London during WW2 making an infernal noise that sounds like a furious fart from hell.
Now that the engine is done he’s actually going to build a gigantic butt, install the machine in its anus, put the whole thing on the cliffs of Dover, point it at France, and fart on July 24—around 6-7pm local time.
Here he is building the butt.
No, it’s not the world’s tallest water slide, or tallest/fastest coaster, and it probably didn’t cost very much to make. In Denmark, you can free fall 100 feet onto a mesh net. That’s it. That’s all there is to it. That’s all it takes to scare the piss out of a rider. Would you do it?
Meet Connor Vanover from Little Rock, Arkansas. This kid is definitely the secret weapon on his basketball team. Recruiters are already salivating over this kid.
“Connor Vanover is a 7’1 Eighth Grader with a silky jumper. The Class of 2018 Prospect has range out to the three point line and is very skilled around the basket. Vanover tips in missed shots with ease and is very mobile for a player his age and size. Vanover has played well against the best competition in the country attending John Lucas Camps, CP3 Rising Stars Camp, and CrossRoads Elite Camp.”
I was thinking it’d be more like the act of swiping those you’re not interested in to an abyss never to be heard from again, but, rather, it focuses on the way more entertaining aspect of dudes immediately flashing d*ck pics, asking to get laid, and overall weak-ass attempts to get a girl into bed.
This old man feels the music.
Forget about faith making the sick well, all they need is a little Lil’ Jon. Alright, he’s obviously not dancing to Turn Down For What, but whatever music is playing is making the old man move. But why is this video only sixteen seconds? Why did he stop filming?
Did the old man die? Even if, why did he stop recording?!?
Bloopers are always awesome, especially with Metallica.
We wish this dog understood what he was doing, because he would’ve known it was the best video bomb of the year so far. Either way, it still is, but we wish the dog knew that.
Since LeBron is going back to Cleveland, the memes and mashups have only just begun. Here are our favorites!
Two students at Harvard invented spray cake batter.
The two came up with the cake batter in a spray can for a class project. It comes out of the can pre-risen, so it bakes in less time and is microwavable.
They also say it’s organic and has less chemicals than traditional box cakes.
The two have already found a seller and now they are looking for a local manufacturer so they can start selling it at stores.
Two Arizona men who were skydiving ended their flight by landing on a Slip ‘N Slide.
The men wore GoPro cameras on their heads to record their descent from 5,000 feet.
Both men landed smoothly on the Slip ‘N Slide within a couple minutes of each other.