Dude Practices Karate in Tesla on Highway, Possibly on Drugs

Is that karate, or is he trying to direct traffic?

A California man caused a scene after he stripped and stood up through the sun roof in his car… on Pacific Coast Highway.

He was working on his martial arts moves as paramedics arrived on the scene.

Firefighters said the man either suffered a mental breakdown or he was under the influence of a controlled substance.

Dog Plays Fetch With Himself

This must be the dog equivalent of bouncing a tennis ball against a wall.  This is seriously one clever pooch.  The dog rests the ball on the stairs in a way that allows him to get down to the bottom step in time to catch the ball.

EFFED UP HEADLINE: Woman creates painting using her vajayjay (video)

An artist at the Art Cologne fair in Germany created a painting by projecting eggs filled with paint from her vagina.

The woman stood completely naked on the street on top of two platforms where she shot the eggs onto the canvas.

She called the masterpiece the, “PlopEggs Painting.” The work is “about the creation of fear, the symbolic strength of the casual and the creative power of the ferminity.”

The painting oddly resembles a uterus.

VIDEO: 80,000 Rally in Denver for 4/20 Smokeout

Tens of thousands of marijuana smokers gathered in a Denver park to celebrate the April 20 (4/20) pot holiday, in the first state in the nation to legalize recreational marijuana.

Although it is still against the law to publicly smoke marijuana in Colorado, police reported only 130 citations or arrests over the course of the two-day event, 92 for marijuana consumption.

 

Teen Gets Busted for Party, Trolls Local News with Fischer-Price Microphone

A 19-year-old in Salem, Oregon wanted to throw an awesome outdoor party last week.

He started passing out invites using the hashtag #projectnat.

It quickly spread around the highschool and started getting tons of attention… Including the local sheriff.

The kid was arrested for giving alcohol to a minor and disorderly conduct.

His friends are now selling T-shirts with his mugshots on them.

He also tweeted his comments on the issue saying:  “The fact that I am on any news sites, let alone major ones like  shows that the medias priorities are distorted beyond belief. “

Props to this kid for trolling the news with his Fischer-Price microphone and his night-time sunglasses!