Two men fight using Legend of Zelda Weapons

Two Texas men fought– one using a replica sword from the Zelda video game, and the other grabbing a flowerpot.

The fight started when a man was at home with his girlfriend. The girlfriend’s estranged husband knocked on the door, and the girlfriend let him inside. The man told the estranged husband to leave and when he didn’t, he walked back to his room to get his sword replica from the Legend of Zelda Nintendo game.

The estranged husband hit him over the head with a flower pot.

The two men are going to be okay, physically.

Teen banned from Twitter, Vine, for banging Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket

The teenager who had sex with a hot pocket came forward and explained his reasoning for doing it.

The teen is known by his Twitter handle VersacePockets. He said that his reason was to gain internet fame.

He said: “I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot. I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, ‘Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my d**k in the whole Hot Pocket.’”

He was kicked off of Twitter and Vine, and blocked by @hotpockets.

Fake chef punks news peeps with gravy smoothies and potato cones

A fake chef managed to book himself on Wisconsin local news programs.

The creators of a touring comedy show called the Found Footage Festival introduced a guy named Chef Keith.

The fake chef made five TV apperances, ” giving tips for sprucing up ypur holiday lefovers, even though he wasn’t a real guy.”

He blended meat, corn, ham and other holiday staples into a drink and some of the hosts even drank it.

He mentioned to hosts that he was self-taught before giving advice to “Put on your corn sprinkles, and don’t forget the cranberry cherry on top.”

The prankster claimed that “everyone at the news station was delightful and thanked me for coming on afterward.”

He added, “They wished me the best of luck on my book. Bless them and their tolerance for putting up with an idiot both on and off air.”