Meet LuAyne Brown, world’s heaviest pole dancer. She signed up for the best pole dancing school package she could find, and hasn’t looked back. She says she’s never felt sexier! Our hats are off and dollar bills are out for this woman. Hell yeah!
All we can think of when this guy is fast clapping is how fast he probably faps.
EMT’s in New Jersey broke a car window and saved a doll after thinking it was a real baby.
Neighbors spotted the “child” in the car seat and called 911 thinking the baby had passed out from the heat.
It turns out the 2-year-old who owned the doll, left the toy in the car seat. Probably scared the fake piss outta that doll.
It wasn’t known if EMT’s will pay for the broken window.
Wasn’t known? They damn sure better be payin’ for that!
“Do you even lift, mate?” Seriously, though. I wanna know what his protein regimen is. Does he drink breast milk before or after lifting? HGH? So many questions.
A Pennsylvania man spotted a woman speeding down his street, so?
He threw a chair through her car’s windshield.
The woman thought the man was taking the chair out of the road so she slowed down. She said the windshield shattered which threw pieces of glass into her and her passenger’s face.
A toddler in the vehicle also suffered a bloody lip.
The man was arrested and charged with reckless endangerment, assault and propelling a missile into an occupied vehicle.
Here we have a Canadian iceberg collapsing. The best part of this video is the woman shooting the video and how she reacts.
Odd and mesmerizing creatures drawn yearly from their normal habitat to a massive orgy on ancestral breeding grounds: Emperor penguins or Juggalos?
We would totally ride any roller coaster with DMX. Watch him lose his mind on a sling shot ride.
Three and a half glorious minutes. Here’s the breakdown.
School Daze (1988): 1
Jungle Fever (1991): 7
Strictly Business (1991): 1
Menace II Society (1993): 5
True Romance (1993): 4
Fresh (1994): 1
Pulp Fiction (1994): 26 motherf-ckers
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995): 7
Hard Eight (1996): 1
The Great White Hype (1996): 2
The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996): 3
Jackie Brown (1997): 37
The Negotiator (1998): 2
Rules of Engagement (2000): 5
Shaft (2000): 13
Formula 51 (2001): 6
Basic (2003): 2
In My Country (2004): 1
Freedomland (2006): 1
Snakes on a Plane: 3
Black Snake Moan (2006): 6
Soul Men (2008): 24
Arena (2011): 1
Meeting Evil (2012): 1
Django Unchained (2012): 4
Oldboy (2013): 8
RoboCop (2014): 1
Check out this 10-year old girl covering “War Ensemble” by Slayer! She’s playing the song via Rocksmith, a video game that teaches you how to play guitar. You have to plug a real guitar into the console so this is actually her playing. She gets some nice backup vocals from her younger sister as well!