Seth Rogen Testifies Before Congress

It’s actually not about legalizing marijuana. Everyone’s favorite lazy, lovable Hollywood stoner, Seth Rogen, spoke infront of a Senate Appropriations Subcommittee on Labor, Health, and Human Services about Alzheimer’s Research.

Rogen’s CSPAN speech may just be the best video you’ll watch today. It’s certainly the funniest. What a stand-up guy.

Seth Rogen testifies before congress

Sure, there are plenty of jokes in his testimony, but it’s about a serious cause.  Rogen discussed his mother-in-law’s Alzheimer’s disease and his work setting up the foundation Hilarity for Charity, which raises awareness for the disease among young people.

This chick is gonna marry her bike, ride the new groom

Well, this is a bit weird.

A woman posted a crowdfunding campaign, to help her marry her bike.

She also plans to travel for 6 months, work on service projects, and develop a “Semester on Cycle” college program.

According to her Indiegogo campaign — $85 gets you in the Bachelor Party, $1500 gets you a Nude Photo of the Bride, and $2K gets you a pic of the Bride Riding the Groom.

The wedding will be a modest luau affair and the honeymoon road trip will last as long as her resources hold out.

She will couch surf, camp, budget $20 a day and blog about all of her progress.

EFFED UP HEADLINE: Bank Teller vs. Man With a Cleaver… Who Ya’ Got?

A bank teller in China was caught on video laughing at a bank robber who was threatening her with a meat cleaver.

The crook waltzed into the bank, went to the teller, and held the knife up to the glass.

The teller smiles…almost laughing as she points to the clever and talks to another employee about what was going on.

Guards wrestled the man to the ground and took the knife away. No one was hurt, and the video has since gone viral.

Frisbee trick shots in Dubai

Dubai must be the best place to get this bored in.