Dan got a chance to chat with America’s Worst Tattoo’s Megan Massacre about the new season on TLC, her own tattoo cover-up, and the WORST tat Megan’s ever seen!
Know your rights.
Can’t wait to see how she reacts to turning 30!
A tree trimmer’s chainsaw became lodged in his neck…. and he survived.
The 21-year-old Pennsylvania man was halfway up a tree when something happened and the chainsaw blade partially became embedded in his neck and shoulder area.
He was rushed to a local hospital where he had surgery to remove the blade.
Doctors say the man very lucky because the chainsaw missed major arteries and just cut into muscle.
Pranking went corporate yesterday. Major companies like Netflix, Lego and American Eagle, all got in on the foolish action.
Here are some of the jokes, gags and scams we found online yesterday:
LEGO offered delivery via turtle to their customers, online.
Honda released a DIY car.
Samuel Adams released a beer containing helium.
Redbox announced “MoodMatch” to help you find the perfect movie.
Sonic added a “kale cream pie” shake to their menu.
Glassdoor announced that they’d be paying employees in Bitcoin.
Moshi unveiled the MouseVolt charger — powered by a mouse on a wheel.
TripAdvisor recommends family vacations to fictional locations.
Including Mordor, Azkaban and the Death Star.
Chegg offered college courses for the Millennial generation, in courses like Beer Pong.
Bravo announced The Real Housewives: All Star Edition
Airbnb introduced AirBRB for renting out your office desk.
Men’s Wearhouse introduced the “Ultra Skinny Tie.”
Southwest offered trips to Mars.
Domino’s introduced an edible box.
No big deal, just taking a walk.
People are crying “Kimmel” and “fake” but I don’t think it’s so unbelievable. Considering how excited I was to get accepted into high school. – Dan
Possible genius Kyle Mooney has delivered a few brilliant digital shorts this season, but last night’s was maybe the Good Neighbor’s best since joining SNL. Mooney plays Chris, a high school class presidential hopeful and “alternative” douchebag. Anyone who attended high school between 1997 and 2008 will recognize his particular archetype immediately: JNCO jeans, chin beard, backwards hat. Possibly blaring some “good-ass” tunes.
This vid gets a little intense. If you’re an animal lover, it may make you feel a bit squeamish, but know this: Everything ends up being okay in the end – except that the dog will probably opt for stairs in the future.