Possible genius Kyle Mooney has delivered a few brilliant digital shorts this season, but last night’s was maybe the Good Neighbor’s best since joining SNL. Mooney plays Chris, a high school class presidential hopeful and “alternative” douchebag. Anyone who attended high school between 1997 and 2008 will recognize his particular archetype immediately: JNCO jeans, chin beard, backwards hat. Possibly blaring some “good-ass” tunes.
This vid gets a little intense. If you’re an animal lover, it may make you feel a bit squeamish, but know this: Everything ends up being okay in the end – except that the dog will probably opt for stairs in the future.
Greg Benson, an actor and comedian, joins a person talking loudly in public and pretends to have an identical conversation.
Holy Sh*t! Well, we need a new pair of pants after watching this. Now that guy has a story to tell for the rest of his life.
An Oregon man was busted trying to break into jail to get his skateboard back.
He was arrested for shoplifting earlier in the day, and the cops confiscated his board.
He came back that afternoon and tried to break into the station to get it back.
He started tugging on the main door and couldn’t get it to budge, so he put his legs up against the glass for extra leverage and pulled until the handle snapped.
He ended up walking out with the handle still in his hand.
Cops watched the video footage and knew who it was, so they went to his house and arrested him for attempted burglary.
Finally, the mysteries are solved.
How could you possibly go wrong mixing two of the most popular TV shows?
Brilliance. Because of course they’re living on an island together! Where’s Andy Kaufman?
DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE CLAUSTROPHOBIC!
This guy gets trapped in “The Tube” which is a skinny passageway in an English cave.
Water starts to fill the cave and panic sets in…
A naked man was found hanging out in a tree, in Alabama.
Cops and firefighters responded to the scene who were able to convince the man to come down after an hour.
Since he didn’t want to climb down, they used a bucket truck to get him.
He told the cops he was cleaning up the tree and wanted to make it his home.
The man was charged with public lewdness and disorderly conduct. Cops also said it was drug related, but wouldn’t elaborate.