Patrick Moote proposed to his girlfriend at a UCLA basketball game, and she turned him down.
Why? Because, he had a small penis.
So, Patrick decided to make a documentary:
Unhung Hero is the real life journey of Patrick as he boldly sets out to expose this extremely personal chapter of his life by confronting ex-girlfriends, doctors, anthropologists and even adult film stars. Patrick has a lot of turf to cover on his globe trotting adventure to finally answer the age old question: Does size matter?
Look, we all know Pornhub is really good at helping us unwind at the end of the day, or pretty much anytime. Unless something huge is happening around the world. They’re also getting pretty damn good at stats. So go check out this interactive news map detailing Pornhub’s traffic during things like the Royal Wedding, the assassination of Bin Laden, or even the Super Bowl. Looks like we take our hands off our dongs only long enough for these events to transpire, then we’re right back at it checking out the latest foot-fetish or whatever fetish vids we may be into. Thanks for the info, Pornhub!
A Colorado woman woke up in the middle of the night to feed her young son, she noticed a missed call on her cell phone. That call came from number 1-666-666-6666. The 48 texts that followed all came from different numbers but all had the word “Satan.”
If you call the number you get a recording that it’s no longer in service. If you Google the number you find other people who have been pranked by the same source. The numbers associated with the text messages don’t work either.
The woman is still a little freaked out by what happened. She hopes it was just a random prank.
Yikes. Authorities in Belgium discovered the corpse of this woman’s deceased husband last week because her landlord reported that the couple hadn’t paid rent in a year. This woman’s husband died last year of an asthma attack, but she was too heartbroken to do anything about it. So, she just went on with her life, sleeping next to him each night for a year. No smell reported from the neighbors as the corpse continued to decay. Weird stuff, but apparently a corpse can mummify on its own if the conditions are right. What I find more disturbing and shocking than sleeping next to a dead corpse? She didn’t wash her sheets for a YEAR. Also, where the hell do I find a landlord that lets you get away with not paying rent for a year? Sign me up for that!