A disabled mortuary student is in a battle for a parking spot at her South Los Angeles apartment complex. Samantha Kidner, 18, drives a 1996 Cadillac Fleetwood federal hearse. She’s tried parking it in the handicapped parking spots at her apartment complex near USC, but staff have said she can’t because tenants find it creepy. “They’re like, ‘We don’t want it on the property at all,’” said Kidner, who has handicapped license plates. As a result, she’s been forced to park her hearse in front of a children’s orthopedic hospital, something she says is even creepier. “It’s a very unique car, but it’s still a car,” Kidner said.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Jeff Goldblum stars and Tim and Eric directed the campy and slightly creepy ad for GE Lightbulbs seen above. Besides having had produced several TV shows for the Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim line up, Tim and Eric have also directed ads for Old Spice and Absolute Vodka.
Love thy neighbor as yourself. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Do not covet thy neighbor’s ass. These are the ethical foundations of any good swinger’s lifestyle.
If you like Jesus, pumping iron and pumping/getting pumped by acquaintances bound by holy matrimony, there’s a website just for you.
It’s called Fitness Swingers, and it’s the brainchild of Cristy Parave and her husband, Dean, who dreamed up the site after reportedly having a threesome with this wife and her female friend. Apparently, the sex was just heavenly.
Dean Parave told Barcroft Media that he doesn’t think that his swinger lifestyle conflicts with his Christian beliefs. In fact, he considers it a kind of ministry.
Christy said she needed a little convincing that it was moral at first, but now she’s totally convinced that god is on their side.
“God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she told Barcroft. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”
Their daughter told the outlet that she thinks that helping run her parents’ website is definitely “different.”
Espanola, NM already has a rough reputation and now a haunted police department!
I’ve always been afraid of doing this. This is also a good way to weaponize a basketball. You know, in case you ever need to do that.
I’ve heard a lot of sh**ty metal in my time but never fart metal.
According to this fun vid from College Humor, I guess I’m usually just a nice lady trying to get drunk. – Dan
She exists! The three breasted woman.
Do you think she’s really added an extra boob or do you call shenanigans?
Read her full story here: THREE BREASTS
Don’t drink and drive. Your dog needs you.
Admit it, you want someday do this.