Two Texas men fought– one using a replica sword from the Zelda video game, and the other grabbing a flowerpot.
The fight started when a man was at home with his girlfriend. The girlfriend’s estranged husband knocked on the door, and the girlfriend let him inside. The man told the estranged husband to leave and when he didn’t, he walked back to his room to get his sword replica from the Legend of Zelda Nintendo game.
The estranged husband hit him over the head with a flower pot.
The teenager who had sex with a hot pocket came forward and explained his reasoning for doing it.
The teen is known by his Twitter handle VersacePockets. He said that his reason was to gain internet fame.
He said: “I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot. I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, ‘Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my d**k in the whole Hot Pocket.’”
He was kicked off of Twitter and Vine, and blocked by @hotpockets.
So, last year Jeff Gordon pulled a prank where he scared the Hell out of a car salesman by driving all Jeff Gordon-y. Some people were skeptical of the authenticity of that stunt… particularly this journalist from Jalopnik. Well, ‘ol Jeff and the boys set him up to prove him wrong once and for all.