Jon Stewart Delivers a (Low) Blow to Seth Rollins on WWE Raw

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The Jon Stewart/Seth Rollins feud has really been heating up. It all started with Rollins saying some not-so-nice things about The Daily Show, then with Stewart cutting a promo in return. After that, Rollins actually showed up at The Daily Show and ‘invited’ Jon Stewart to come to Raw when they were in New Jersey.

Not only did Jon Stewart show up, he proceeded to verbally skewer Rollins until Rollins and his friends got in Stewart’s face. Things weren’t looking good for Jon Stewart, as Rollins’ physicality was the only tool left to stop the onslaught of verbal abuse by The Daily Show host. With Rollins distracted by the sudden appearance of Randy Orton, Jon Stewart delivered a low-blow to buy enough time to escape the ring. We’ll see what happens next!

Dude Gets Knocked Out By Brick Used to Break Into Car

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Whoops! Doesn’t he know the right way to do this is to cover your hand with your jacket while holding the brick and smash it into the window until it breaks? Not that we know how to do that or anything. Either way, the owners thought the guy had been assaulted. That is, until they found the brick.

Dude Wearing a Mentos Suit Hops Into Tub Filled With Coke

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Why? Why is this even going viral? We may never know. In case you were looking for another way to make a giant mess, though, you’re covered!

We think Mentos and Coke should officially team up and make a commercial. Imagine the explosion they could get with their combined advertising budgets!

 

Sweet Butt Music: Check Out The Booty Drum

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We all know what TWERKING is now, so maybe this was just a matter of time: Now you can create a song using the unique gyrations, claps, jiggles, and pops of your OWN butt cheeks.

An audio design company called AIAIAI in Denmark just created a new invention called the Booty Drum, that creates music based on your twerking.

You attach two sensors to your butt, and start shaking. The sensors have accelerometers in them, so as your butt bounces, they track its movement and craft a set of drum loops. Then they’re assembled into a music track.

For now, the Booty Drum is still experimental . . . so you can’t go out and buy one yet. But if there’s enough demand, they can’t deny us forever.

Fake Jim Carrey Fools Czech Awards Show

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If I was in the audience, I would’ve been thinking, “How lame has Jim Carrey become? He’s just gonna walk out, pop some confetti, and leave? Booooo!”. But – it was lame because it wasn’t the real thing, just some cheap Czechoslovakian knockoff Jim Carrey. If any mystery remained, though, the REAL Carrey took to Twitter to clear things up.