This video starts out funny and happy. Bears and monkeys riding bikes is pretty awesome. The real winner in this race is nature…watch:
We know that being a soldier is really really tough. Like really tough. There’s PT, obstacle courses, learning how to use the most badass weapons around. So you would think one of the easier parts would be throwing a grenade more than a foot away from you. Right? Wrong.
Charles Ramsey, the McDonald’s eating hero of the day who heard Amanda Berry’s cries for help from within the house she had been held captive in for ten years and helped her escape, gave an interview that has gone viral on the internet. Whether it’s appropriate to do or not, we all knew the auto-tuned version of it was coming. At least it’s well-made! Without further ado, here’s Ramsey’s first (and probably last) single, “Dead Giveaway”
The Fresno Grizzlies “kiss cam” captured an awkward date moment. The cam caught a dude on his cell blowing off his woman when the kiss cam came around. The cam eventually comes back to them so they can give it another shot but he blows her off again.
Find out what happens next:
For about $30, depending on the what kind of excrement you choose, Sh–Senders.com will anonymously deliver your choice of cow, gorilla or elephant poop to the stupid ex, evil boss, annoying neighbor of your choosing.
The site’s tagline says: “Has some one really p**sed you off? Don’t get mad,GET EVEN. Send that special someone a big stinky pile of sh**.”
Anonymous of Harrisburg, PA writes:
“Greatest gag gift ever. I sent one to my jackass brother in law and the whole family found out about it and they are all teasing him. He doesn’t know who it came from. He’s so pissed off it’s great. It makes for charming Sunday dinner conversation.”
Hmmm…okay. Couldn’t you really just do all of that yourself?
Our hero of the day is Charles Ramsey. The man who called 911 after Amanda Berry ran to his home after escaping from a Cleveland basement where she and two other girls had been kept prisoner for 10 years.
Here’s what Ramsey told the media:
A new game in Las Vegas is generating a lot of buzz! The latest gambling endeavor to take Sin City by storm? Sex toy races! Competitors each claim a battery-powered vibrator that buzzes itself towards the finish line. The sex toys are placed on a piece of paper and the first one to inch its way to the end of the track wins.
“It’s not the most cerebral game but at least it’s more complex than Keno, and it gets people really riled up,” said Fun Factory CEO Frederic Walme, who ran the first sex toy race. So place your bets and put out some good vibes – maybe you’ll come out a winner!
Check it out:
A Roswell, GA man is lucky to be alive after he tried to stop a hit-and-run driver and ended up on a death-defying two-mile ride down the highway on the hood of the car.
A woman backed into his wife’s SUV and tried to take off. He stepped in front of the car to stop her but the woman took off with him clinging to the hood.
She drove for two-miles down the highway with him holding onto the space between the hood and the windshield with both hands.
He finally jumped off when she got to a red light.
A witness got the whole thing on video and cops think they’ve got the suspect. No arrests have been made yet.
And luckily, no one was hurt.
An Oklahoma man claims that someone from a tractor supply company sent him a threatening dildo.
The 8-inch dildo has the phrases, “Ralph Is A D***” and “Tractor Supply. Don’t Come Back” written in black.
The man says the company messed up his order and he had words with the assistant manages. One of the managers yelled, “Get out and don’t come back!”
Days later, the man said he received the “threatening dildo” package without a return address.
The man has been unable to get fingerprints from the dildo because “It had touched too many hands,” but he hope to use the culprit’s very unusual writing style to single him out and have him fired.
Like, exploding a big mound of cow turds. Enjoy!