Papa John’s is headquartered in Louisville, so it’s only natural that Papa John himself is a big fan of the Cardinals, right? After all, he DID donate something like 5 million dollars for naming rights of Papa John’s Cardinal Stadium, a.k.a. “The Oven.”
Well, here he is after the game, and it looks like he’s drunk enough to give away ALL of his pizzas!
The former vice mayor of Mount Carmel, Tennessee exposed himself and masturbated in the direction of at least three different women while driving his car at 90mph.
The women testified against the man in court and all described in graphic detail how he would get their attention while they were driving and then hang his penis out the car window.
Police believe that the man has been pulling the disturbing stunt for years as they have received dozens of complaints from different women about a man doing lewd acts on the road.
He is now facing charges of indecent and reckless endangerment and criminal attempt to commit aggravated assault … as well as reckless driving.
Sweet! Plenty of great music out today – There’s new Volbeat, Drowning Pool, Stone Sour, and of course, the first offering from David Draiman’s Device!
Dan’s Pick: Gotta go with the Volbeat. I don’t know exactly what it is about these guys, but I’m on board! Hey, if they can get Rob from Anthrax to leave and join them, they must be doing something right, right??
New York Knicks forward Iman Shumpert endorses Adidas, so he recently shaved the company’s logo into the back of his head. Adidas was cool with it, but the NBA wasn’t.
The league called Shumpert and forced him to remove the logo. They referred him to a rule in the NBA that says “the only article bearing a commercial ‘logo’ which can be worn by players is their shoes.”
So Shumpert shaved the logo and now all he has on his head is an empty triangle.
He Tweeted: ”#banned. sry @nba didn’t realize there were branding issues wit da logo #iPUToN.”
…You might think that Cher died yesterday instead of Margaret Thatcher. Since nobody bothers to use punctuation in hash tags, rumors spread yesterday that Cher kicked the bucket! We love a good ambiguous hash tag here at K-Rock.
Dan Halloran, a New York councilman from Queens, was arrested Tuesday as part of an alleged plot to buy his friend’s way onto the mayoral ticket — is also a member of a pre-Christian Germanic religiion called Theodism. Believers of the religion ”drink mead or whiskey from horns and dress like characters in a Renaissance fair.” He’s not a very bright member of his religion either, having been publicly flogged for committing an undisclosed act against a female probationary servant. He was stripped, strapped to a tree, and flogged with a belt 11 times. Halloran also wanted to form his own splinter group, which required him to duel with another member in a treacherous game that involved chucking a 7-foot-long sapling tree spear at each other while 30 paces apart.