The all new Sony PS4 will be released to the U.S. and Canada at midnight tonight. If you didn’t pre-order it, good luck getting one.
Last night Jimmy Fallon and Ice-T were some of the firsts to check it out. The new technology for the PS4 will make your grandma want to buy it for herself.
This would be horrifying if it wasn’t for the fantastic soundtrack. Dolphin porn.
As chastity belts for men gain popularity, a new line has come out that is all the rage and it comes in camo, chrome and wood themes.
Here’s how they work – the guy wears a belt, which includes an attachment, and he can’t get at himself because someone else has the key to it. The attachment is like a hard casing for a guy’s junk.
He can go to the bathroom and move about normally, but that’s about as far as it goes unless he has the key. Apparently, some fellas like the idea of having no control over when they can be satisfied.
The chastity belts start at $150.
Monday night at the Andy Kaufman Awards in NYC something insane happened…
Andy Kaufman resurfaced. Click Andy’s pic to read the whole story.
The video below is of a woman who claims to be his daughter. She was at the Andy Kaufman Awards Monday night. Andy Kaufman’s brother is the man on stage with her.
Brilliant! We have a feeling one of these parodies will eventually be made into a successful spin-off. This one wouldn’t be an awful place to start.
Well, that does it. Guys, you will no longer need to pick up chicks to get some action. Just go to the store and get your Japanese industrial masturbator to do the job. Would you get a handy from a robot?
A 100-year-old woman in England named Dorothy credits living as long as she has to drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes.
She started smoking at 16 and has smoked an estimated 460,000 after averaging 15 cigarettes a day.
She plans to quit smoking because of the price increase but admitted that probably won’t happen.
She celebrated her 100th birthday by going to the bar with friends and had a few drinks.
It’s estimated that she has spent over $300,000 on cigarettes in her life.
Here’s to another 100, Dorothy!
Raw footage of the McDonald’s McRib has been circulating on the internet.
A picture of the frozen, ribbed pork patties before they were covered in barbecue sauce and served up with pickles and onions was posted online by an anonymous worker. The photo quickly went viral.
A Florida man was so angry with his wife he left a fake bomb on the kitchen counter for her as a surprise.
They’re in the middle of a divorce and the woman came home to find a pipe with wires coming out of it on the counter.
There was a hand written note next to it that said, “This is (an) explosive. (It’s) a bomb.”
She called the cops and they arrested her ex at a nearby Burger King.
He told them he left it because his wife “pissed him off.”
…you might crap yourself. And by that, I mean you might just fall face-first into a pile of it. When has someone ever come out the winner of something called the “bum on electric fence challenge”?