There has to be a rule 34 for cats now or something, because now we have this: The famous raptor scene, with cats.
A South Carolina mom held a 23-year-old man at gunpoint with a BB gun after she caught him having sex with her 15-year-old daughter.
The man met the girl on the messenger service Kik and they had been dating for a month or so.
He came over to the house, snuck in through her bedroom window, and had consensual sex with her.
As he went to leave through the same window he came in, the mom showed up holding a bb gun that looked very much like a real rifle.
She held the unloaded gun on the man until cops showed up and arrested him for third degree sexual assault of a minor. It could get him 10-years in prison.
An Oklahoma man who goes by the name of “Dr. Mike” is giving people what he calls a ‘Jesus shot’. He claims the potion can cure all.
He had his license to practice medicine in Ohio revoked back in 2005, and after he served time in prison, he moved to Oklahoma.
He’s been injecting folks with this ‘Jesus shot,’ which he claims cures all pain for life. He’s been charging people $300 a shot at his clinic.
A website that outs people who pretend to have military service started looking into him.
He claims to be a former Special Forces doctor that helped develop the Jesus Juice while in the military. He says it’s been used for years to cure any ailment.
The Oklahoma Medical Board is allowing him to practice medicine, unsupervised, for the next 12 years.
We saw the pictures before the video came out, and those were pretty horrifying – but here it is, LIVE. Watch until you’re sufficiently terrified, shouldn’t take more than a few seconds.
Obviously, the movie would be called “Burr”. Something tells us they wouldn’t fall in love though.
This is pretty damn clever:
“You found THAT in my butt?”
This story is 100% accurate, by the way.
Two Texas men fought– one using a replica sword from the Zelda video game, and the other grabbing a flowerpot.
The fight started when a man was at home with his girlfriend. The girlfriend’s estranged husband knocked on the door, and the girlfriend let him inside. The man told the estranged husband to leave and when he didn’t, he walked back to his room to get his sword replica from the Legend of Zelda Nintendo game.
The estranged husband hit him over the head with a flower pot.
The two men are going to be okay, physically.
The teenager who had sex with a hot pocket came forward and explained his reasoning for doing it.
The teen is known by his Twitter handle VersacePockets. He said that his reason was to gain internet fame.
He said: “I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot. I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, ‘Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my d**k in the whole Hot Pocket.’”
He was kicked off of Twitter and Vine, and blocked by @hotpockets.