Drunk Fails Compilation

You’ve seen at least one of these in real life.  But, here are all the different kinds of drunk fails, conveniently packaged into one video.  How about that guy lifting weights?  You have a high enough chance of screwing that up sober!

 

Queens Man Walks Into McDonald’s With Knife Sticking Out of His Back [VIDEO]

A man walked into a McDonald’s in Jamaica, Queens with a six-inch knife sticking out of his back. He reportedly walked into the restaurant while speaking on his phone, calmly telling a family member that it might be the last time they hear from him. According to police, the man, 50, had been involved in a fight with two men they are still looking for.

“I heard everybody screaming and it was a lot of commotion,” witness Tromaine Yancey told CBS New York. “The guy came and he was standing there with a knife in his back and it was a kitchen knife.”

Customers gathered to make sure the man, whose blood was pouring down his back, didn’t collapse. Police say he was taken to Jamaica Hospital, where he is in serious condition.

Dad VS. Son Wedding Dance Off

Shawn Hanaee and his 11-year-old son Anthony hit the dance floor at Shawn’s sister’s wedding near Detroit.

Shawn takes on classic hits like ‘Tootsee Roll’ and ‘Everybody Dance Now,’ while Anthony got down to a mix of more modern hits including Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies’ and Psy’s ‘Gangnam Style.’

Cops Gone Wild

This might be the most exciting thing to happen in North Dakota, ever.  Loose cannon cops went on a high-speed pursuit through a golf course.  Gotta pursue the suspect (who was wanted on multiple felon charges) at all costs, right?  No.  The cops are under review for their Dukes of Hazard antics!

A police officer in Florida was off duty when he took his two drunken friends on a joyride in his police car.  And he allowed them to use the car’s PA system to yell rude and obnoxious comments at people walking by.

The cop was originally supposed to be on duty starting at midnight that night, but called in sick, saying he had “food poisoning.”

The patrol car was pulled over by police about two hours later assuming the car had been stolen, only to find the officer behind the wheel, an extremely drunk friend in the passenger seat, and a woman passed out in the backseat.

The police officer is fighting to get reinstated.

 

Sexy Yoga Pose Will Throw Your Mind In The Gutter

If you remember back to mid-May, we’ve actually seen Kino before…last time she was doing insanely sexy ‘frog splits‘ against a wall.

Today, it’s a whole other beast.  She’s describing what she’s doing, but I can’t… move… my.. eyes… from… Well yeah, you know.