Girlfriend Pepper Sprays Toilet Paper as Revenge

A woman supposedly sick of being pranked by her boyfriend has got her own back by pepper spraying his toilet paper, then filming his reaction.

She offers ice cubs to ease the pain. When his suffering then becomes worse, the woman admits she pepper sprayed them too.

The man eventually stumbles to the shower where he douses himself with the detachable shower head while fully clothed.

 

Little Kid Turns NYC Subway Station Into a Grateful Dead Shakedown Party [VIDEO]

A NYC band, that busks by the L Train stop at Bedford Avenue, have been making a name for themselves amongst late night commuters. When they went into a cover of the Grateful Dead’s ‘Me and My Uncle,’ one little girl channeled her inner Deadhead hard. This noodle dancing kid inspired others on the train to start shaking it with no cares in the world. It seems cool, but parents be forewarned, this is the same way Courtney Love was raised.

Magician Gets Out of Speeding Ticket With Rubik’s Cube Trickery

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There really aren’t many reasons to become a magician these days other than cheap living room entertainment. You definitely can’t score women with your magic. Though there might be one of those awful double standards where if you’re a girl it’d help you pick up a dude. That’s besides the point, because there’s totally a legit use for magic in 2014. Getting out of speeding tickets!

“For my next trick, I will make these charges disappear!”

Video: Half Naked Woman Beats Meat On Herself

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There’s a video on YouTube called ‘Meat Beat,’ where a girl in lingerie smacks a bunch of raw meat against her body to create a drum beat.  You’re hearing sausages, baloney, shrimp, ground beef, steak, a fish, and a crab.  (She doesn’t actually play the whole beat at once . . . they recorded all the sounds separately, then built the beat in a computer.

And the video is NOT safe for work, since it features a very scantily clad woman getting smacked in the chest and rear end with raw meat.)