EMT’s Break Into Hot Car to Save… A Doll

EMT’s in New Jersey broke a car window and saved a doll after thinking it was a real baby.

Neighbors spotted the “child” in the car seat and called 911 thinking the baby had passed out from the heat.

It turns out the 2-year-old who owned the doll, left the toy in the car seat.  Probably scared the fake piss outta that doll.

It wasn’t known if EMT’s will pay for the broken window.

Wasn’t known?  They damn sure better be payin’ for that!

Check out this Kanga-bro

“Do you even lift, mate?”  Seriously, though.  I wanna know what his protein regimen is.  Does he drink breast milk before or after lifting?  HGH?  So many questions.

Man Throws Chair Through Speeding Woman’s Windshield

A Pennsylvania man spotted a woman speeding down his street, so?

He threw a chair through her car’s windshield.

The woman thought the man was taking the chair out of the road so she slowed down. She said the windshield shattered which threw pieces of glass into her and her passenger’s face.

A toddler in the vehicle also suffered a bloody lip.

The man was arrested and charged with reckless endangerment, assault and propelling a missile into an occupied vehicle.

Every Samuel L. Jackson “Motherf*#%er”

Three and a half glorious minutes.  Here’s the breakdown.

School Daze (1988): 1
Jungle Fever (1991): 7
Strictly Business (1991): 1
Menace II Society (1993): 5
True Romance (1993): 4
Fresh (1994): 1
Pulp Fiction (1994): 26 motherf-ckers
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995): 7
Hard Eight (1996): 1
The Great White Hype (1996): 2
The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996): 3
Jackie Brown (1997): 37
The Negotiator (1998): 2
Rules of Engagement (2000): 5
Shaft (2000): 13
Formula 51 (2001): 6
Basic (2003): 2
In My Country (2004): 1
Freedomland (2006): 1
Snakes on a Plane: 3
Black Snake Moan (2006): 6
Soul Men (2008): 24
Arena (2011): 1
Meeting Evil (2012): 1
Django Unchained (2012): 4
Oldboy (2013): 8
RoboCop (2014): 1