Well, it’s kind of a train wreck, but wouldn’t you prefer this to your regular weather guy?

After two men brutally killed a British soldier (in Woolwich), a mother calmly talked to the murderers and distracted them from the fact that they were slowly being surrounded by police.

The 48-year-old jumped off her bus when she saw the soldier’s body lying in the street. She checked his pulse and then tried to talk to the men who hacked him to death. One told her: ‘We want to start a war in London tonight’.

In broad daylight, the two men ran the soldier down with their car, then hopped out and repeatedly stabbed and tried to behead him in front of people walking by.

She said the guys weren’t on drugs. When she questioned one of the murderers, he said “He is a British soldier, he killed people, he killed Muslim people, in Muslim countries.”

The mother said, ‘I wasn’t scared. I thought, rather me than a child.’

The two men were eventually shot and taken into custody.

Nailed it.

Holy carp.  Those choppers look pretty human. By the looks of their smiles, these fish are actually British. Click the pic for video.

Well, if you have, it’s about as awesome as you thought.

NASCAR fans at the Charlotte Motor Speedway got some pretty personal advice when attending the Sprint All-Star Race.

Read more at: http://nesn.com/2013/05/charmin-posts-billboard-ad-at-charlotte-motor-speedway-urging-race-fans-to-stop-skidmarks-photo/

…you butt dial the cops while you’re breaking into a car.

A California criminal regretted not putting his phone on lock recently when he accidentally butt-dialed 911 in the middle of committing a crime. The suspect and his pal were overheard by dispatchers talking about wanting to do drugs. They then discussed breaking into a car. “Get the bolt and give me the hammer just in case,” one of the two voices said. Shortly after, the dispatcher heard a window shatter and the two men yelling that they found prescription drugs. Cops were able to track down the suspects by the clues the 911 dispatcher was feeding them. The men, identified as 20 year olds Nathan Teklemariam and Carson Rinehart, were shocked when police nabbed them so quickly. As they were being cuffed, cops told them how they were caught. ”This fool really called 911?” one of the suspects said. “Damn.” Their unfortunate butt-dialing is now the butt of many jokes.

A controversial Dutch TV personality shocked some viewers of his primetime family program last week when he turned down an offer to drink mother’s milk from a bottle, and instead, drinking it directly from the breast of a female guest.

He was introducing women who founded a charity that offers milk exchanges between mothers who have too much and those who have too little, when he asked if he can have a taste.

“Well, if you don’t bite you may try it,” said a volunteer.

Proving he wasn’t joking, the comedian then approached the woman, and proceeded to place his mouth on her nipple.

Top comment from youtube is pretty hilarious, too:

Thanks, UFC.

A performance artist from Beijing has announced he is the mysterious naked man who has been pictured running around with a giant crucifix.

The 28-year-old says he was “releasing stress”.

He explained, “At first, it all started because I was bored and this seemed fun”.

He said that he had hit a wall with his work and was frustrated. He needed a release, and for him, streaking fulfilled that.