Apparently this was Tweeted by Bear Grylls. It’s an insane picture of his producer’s foot…post snake attack.
THE HORROR!!!!!!
Hopefully not. Looks pretty painful.
You can’t make this up.
A camel tried to gobble a toddler as she sat next to her father while they traveled through the zoo’s drive-through safari in Kansas City.
The dad was showing his daughter the animals when the camel stuck its head through the open car window and started innocently munching on the girls head.
The parents say they are going to be more careful the next time they visit the zoo.
Some good stuff out today!
Movies:
Silver Linings Playbook
Broken City
Music:
Deep Purple – Now What?!
Iggy and the Stooges – Ready to Die
Here they are performing “Burn” on the Colbert Report
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Cauldron – Tomorrow’s Lost
Video Games:
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
Gonna have to go with new Cauldron for my pick today. Can’t help it, I love metal!
A daredevil who made it into the Guinness Book of World Records died while repeating a version of his stunt.
The man set a record in 2011 after traveling the farthest recorded distance on a zip line using his hair.
He attempted to cross a river via ponytail and zip line once again, in front of hundreds of people.
But he became stuck just shy of halfway through the 600-foot stunt after his hair got stuck in the line’s wheeler. Within 45 minutes he was dead.


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UFC light heavyweight champion Jon Jones didn’t realize at first, and neither did anyone else, but during his fight with Chael Sonnen at UFC 159 his toe nearly came right off in one of the more gruesome things we’ve seen in a post-fight interview.
The injury happened during the closing moments of the fight, as Jones torqued his big toe while trying to pummel Sonnen into submission, and if it wasn’t for a stoppage that many thought might have been premature, it seems likely Jones would have been forced to forfeit the fight.
OMG!!! THE HORROR!

How big are your juevos? He didn’t even realize it until the post-fight interview
Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski paid a visit to Manhattan over the weekend to cheer on his younger bro Glen at the KSU Spring Game, and in true Gronk fashion, sampled the Manhattan party scene! Looks like everyone involved had a good time! If there’s one thing we know, it’s that Aggieville and Gronk are a perfect fit for each other.
The HommeMystere is a lingerie collection for men, including padded bras, lacy teddies and frilly thongs with names like Jungle Fever, Moulin Rouge and Forget-me-not.
It is said by the firm to be ‘comfortable’ and ‘great for all day wear’.
The (Australian) company says ‘We are not concerned if you are gay, straight, vegetarian, republican, anglican, martian or any other persuasion. We just design and manufacture attractive luxury underwear for men.’
They ship to anywhere in the world for $5.00, and ‘always respect your privacy by being as discreet as possible’.

A Wisconsin man recently featured on “My Crazy Obessison” on TLC is so obsessed with mustard that he wears only yellow clothing, eats it with everything, and even brushes his teeth with it.

He fell in love with the condiment more than 25 years ago when, during a bout of insomnia, he went to the supermarket and heard voices coming from the mustard aisle telling him to collect them.
His wife has forced him to start therapy to help him focus on other areas of his life.
Somebody give this guy a hot dog!

Think they’re maybe a little on edge in Korea? At least this teacher is! A student was allegedly wearing headphones in his class and the teacher became irate and apparently beat the student up pretty good, then proceeded to drop trou and please himself in front of all the students. Thought you weren’t allowed to have a loaded weapon at school?