A Chinese man was watching a porno where the actors put eels up their butts. So he decided he would give a shot. After realizing that he was unable to get the Asian swamp eel out of his buttinski, he rushed to a hospital.
The Sun reports:
…The unmarried man had to rush himself to a hospital casualty unit in Guangdong province telling medics: “Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.”
The 20″, two pound eel was removed alive after eating through the man’s large intestine. It died shortly thereafter, which one medical team member described as “a mercy.”
The man is apparently under investigation for animal cruelty.