It’s the ol’ fork in a penis story:
A 70-year-old man (in Australia) man had to have a fork removed from his manhood after getting it stuck in there during some extra saucy love-making.
Autoerotic stimulation by putting things inside of your penis has been happening since the beginning of time and it always makes things rather interesting for urologists.
Using a whole bunch of lube, some forceps, and general anesthetic, doctors were able to get the fork out.
There’s no word on his condition.